i hate couples
© byizoyas.
red means i love you; a social media au written by byizoyas.
status: ongoing. taglist: open.
➵ pairing: childe x f!reader ➵ characters: reader, childe, mona, yae miko, ayato, scaramouche, arlecchino
➵ modern/college au | fake dating + childhood friends to lovers trope | you’ve known childe for pretty much your entire existence, have been friends forever and he helped you multiple times so when he comes asking you for your help to forget a girl who broke his heart, you can’t deny his request. but what if that fake dating thing was making one of you develop romantic feelings for the other ? would you still accept to help then ?
profiles. ;
i. ; moral of the story ii. ; heartbeat iii. ; dance, baby iv. ; flight 22 +bonus part. ; countdown: 30 days v. ; always forever vi. ; diet mountain dew vii. ; moment viii. ; save your tears ix. ; liar x. ; jealousy, jealousy xi. ; it’s you xii. ; don’t xiii. ; beautiful
inspired by my own incomplete kaveh x alhaitham fic on twitter so this is no plagiarism !
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┃It’s always you
₊˚⊹♡Jing Yuan x gn reader
₊˚⊹♡wc: 2,357~
₊˚⊹♡warnings: suicide (reader), angst with a happy ending, death & rebirth, soulmate au type beat
₊˚⊹♡notes: I’ve been obsessing over Blade lately but Jing Yuan remains to be the OG lmao. On a serious note: I rediscovered the song Back 2 You by Selena Gomez during a time of emotional turmoil and.. voila. I originally wasn’t going to upload this. I was gonna scrap it or just keep it for me, for personal use, but I decided to post it after I revised it. I wrote this for personal reasons I will not delve into, but I hope this helps someone else as much as it helped me. You’re loved, and there’s always someone out there who will listen, understand, and love you. I promise. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚
₊˚⊹♡Main Masterlist
Jing Yuan’s experienced many relationships before, ranging from platonic to romantic in nature.
Yet the end of said relationships failed to pierce his heart as deeply as his heartbreak for you.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
He still remembers that day vividly.
Your slumped figure sitting in a pool of your own blood, with a letter loosely held in your cold hands.
The rest of the scene became a blur, as his vision became clouded with tears.
a rare occurrence for a man like Jing Yuan.
He partly blamed himself, even though he knew your actions weren’t a reflection or a result of his own actions or feelings.
his heart lurched as a broken sob racked his trembling form. Still, he gently removed the beautiful parchment from your lifeless hand to scour your last words.
your written declaration of love and gratitude, for him, brought a self-deprecating smile to his lips. Your words are so powerful and moving, yet your body lay lifeless before him.
He takes a shuddering breath as his eyes slowly trail up your slumped figure. his fingers curl around your letter as his heart stops.
The sight of a dagger plunged deeply into your chest, directly into your heart, is all it takes for his soul to cry in agony.
His throat constricts, and his lungs fail to adequately exchange oxygen, yet…
He refuses to look away; he does not dare to tear his eyes away from the love of his life, even in her demise.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
Jing Yuan never hid from the public eye. Even with the tragic, countless losses his heart continued to endure, he never resided in solitude for long.
…
Your death was the first time he remained in seclusion.
He knows you belong to the Vidyadhara, a humanoid race, so your body will be repaired.
but..
Your memories of him, of the time you two spent together, will not remain.
He doesn’t even know if he’ll encounter you again in his lifetime, but the possibility is high.
So, he waits.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
After Jing Yuan’s long period of seclusion following your death, he resumed work.
On a particularly slow day Fu Xuan stopped by to see the general of the Luofu. She knew of your fate, and although she was loath to admit it she was concerned for the general.
When she saw that lazy smile on his lips, she almost chided herself for being worried.
That is, until she realized his smile didn't meet his eyes.
She entertained small talk with the general as contemplated how to broach her concerns with the grief-stricken general. As the conversation slowly trailed off, she steeled herself.
The Master Diviner braced herself for backlash as she gave the general unsolicited advice… albeit from the goodness of her heart; the general is a sloth at times, much to her annoyance, but she truly did wish him well.
So, with that in mind, she cautioned him that if he were to meet your reincarnation he should not engage and move on.
Even as his lazy smile morphed into a deep rooted frown, she continued on. She informed him that there’s no guarantee your fate will differ from your past life, even if you two reunite.
Although Fu Xuan’s words struck a nerve, he knew she was coming from a good place.
After a brief farewell he watched her retreating figure. He considered her advice despite his reluctance.
Though it pained him to admit it, her words were not ill advised.
Maybe.. he should try to move on.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
He tried to heed Fu Xuan’s warning.. in his own way.
He attempted another relationship, but shortly broke it off.
He deemed it a fruitless endeavor since his thoughts were filled with you as he was lying beside someone else. He’d hate to be inauthentic, so he did what was best for him and his brief companion.
It feels like millennia pass by as he moves through the motions. His duties as general serve as a welcome distraction for his desolate heart.
Now, his droopy eyes rove over words that seemingly blur together as he reaches the end of the document. Once his signature is elegantly signed on the bottom of the document, he leans back in his seat to indulge in a brief moment of rest.
His sleep addled brain immediately thinks of you, as it usually does.
He reminisces about his very first encounter with you.
He had made a visit to a bookstore with hopes of finding an engaging book that could be a much needed distraction from work.
Preferably, a book about cats.
He took his time to scan the vast array of books the store had to offer. His eyes lit up with unbridled joy as he found what he was looking for.
He reached for the book, but before he could grasp it someone bumped into him from behind. When he turned around, there you were.
Your eyes were glazed over. It was obvious you were daydreaming about something and your mind was elsewhere. It took a few moments, but your eyes came into focus.
As your anxious orbs stared into his eyes, he winked at you.
He laughed at your flustered reaction; you began to apologize profusely as you tried to look anywhere but at him.
He didn’t know it at the time, but he would grow fond of your clumsy actions.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
Subconsciously, a smile forms on his lips as he remembers the adorable smile you graced him with when he dismissed your apologies.
In contrast to his smile, a pained sigh leaves his lips. He’s struggling to recall the name of the bookstore.
After you died he avoided going anywhere near that bookstore. He physically couldn’t handle walking down that path, that same path you used to always accompany him on.
To those close to him, it was fairly obvious that your death impacted him greatly. Unfortunately they could only do so much to alleviate their general’s heartache.
Jing Yuan hated Yanqing’s blatant concern when he purposely took the long way back to his office. Even so, Jing Yuan continued to avoid the route all together, for many years.
He evades it to this day.
He forces his heavy eyes to open, staring at nothing as he tries to snuff his beautiful memories of you.
…
….
He slowly puts the signed document down with a despondent groan.
It’s no use.
For some reason, he can’t stop thinking about that bookstore.
…it feels like he’s forgetting something important.
His mind reels as he desperately tries to recall the name of the bookstore. His eyebrows crease in concentration once the name of the bookstore is on the tip of his tongue.
Come on Jing Yuan, it shouldn’t take you this long to-
Ah, he remembers now.
Jing Yuan looks down at the paper as he mindlessly fiddles with it. He doesn’t know why, but he feels compelled to visit the bookstore once more after so many years. However, with every fiber of his being, he tries to quell the urge. His finger taps against his knee as his leg bounces.
He detests how easily he wants to give in.
He’s avoided the store for years, so why does he-
…
Wait.
He shoots up from his seat.
He’s quick to scan the document he signed until he finds the date. Once his eyes land on their target, he feels the air leave his lungs like someone punched him.
Ah.
It’s the day you…
He takes a sharp intake of breath. His knee resumes bouncing as his heart pounds against his chest.
He moves abruptly, heading for the door.
Some papers flutter off his desk due to his erratic movements. He pays no mind to the wayward documents as he swiftly leaves his office.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
Jing Yuan finds himself walking down a road he hasn’t set eyes on in years. The esteemed man admires laughing children and busy salespeople as he walks down the familiar path.
It feels like a weight is lifted from his chest as he continues to walk. A tentative smile reaches his lips as he draws closer to the bookstore.
His heart threatens to burst from his chest as the sign comes into view so he stops walking to take a deep breath.
He closes his eyes and centers himself.
He focuses on the sounds of life around him; His trained ears pick up the sound of laughter, of footsteps that rush past him, of a baby babbling…
Once he’s composed himself he completes his journey to the bookstore.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
Honestly, he’s fond of this bookstore. It is where he first met you after all.
He leisurely peruses the books in stock as he smiles at the seller. They gaze at him curiously with a tentative smile in silent reply. They’re obviously surprised that the General of the Cloud Knights is here to pay a visit to their bookstore.
He scans the selection one more time. When he doesn’t find anything of interest, he says his farewell to the shop owner.
He did what he came here to do. He’s proud of himself for walking down this route after so much time has passed. He feels the best he ever has in years.
This was a healing experience for him.
He turns around, ready to return to the many documents that await his approval and revision. He unwittingly bumps into someone during his haste, and blood rushes to his cheeks as he quickly apologizes.
The person stumbles backwards, but he’s quick to reach out and steady them. His eyes quickly scan the figure as he opens his mouth to apologize once again, and..
Oh.
Oh my.
The words die in his throat.
His heart leaps out of his chest and into the hands of the beautiful person in front of him.
You.
He knows it’s you; your pretty features are permanently engraved in his memory.
Your expression is one of surprise, yet a subconscious smile, reminiscent of a past life, graces your beautiful lips.
His mouth parts in shock as his skin runs cold. He releases you to subtly wipe his clammy hands on his pants.
He regrets letting go of you immediately.
Your head tilts as you stare at him, and an ethereal smile presents itself on your lips.
The same lips he dreams about every night.
The same lips he achingly yearns to kiss once more.
He instinctively tilts his body in your direction.
“General!? It’s a pleasure to meet you! Am I in your way? I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to…”
His Adam's Apple bops as he tunes out the rest of your words. His eyes remain zeroed in on your lips. They only look up when your lips stop moving.
Golden eyes blatantly admire the sparkle of amusement in your gorgeous orbs.
He longs to pull you into his arms; he’s missed you so much. He was uncertain if he’d ever meet you again, and he didn’t know he’d do if he did.
He hopes you aren’t facing the same struggles you previously were. If you are, he won't hesitate to do everything in his power, and more, to prevent the same outcome from occurring.
“I.. I missed-“
His voice… it’s..
Strained.
Hoarse.
In desperate need of water.
He coughs into his fist as an embarrassed blush graces his cheeks. In his urgency to reconnect with you, he forgot that you won’t remember him. You don’t know him since you’ve clearly molted, and everyone knows the memories of the Vidyadhara unfortunately don’t carry over.
But oh he hopes you’ll spend this lifetime you have with him.
All of it.
So he settles for an elated smile. His heart flounders in your hands when you visibly become flustered; you look down as a shy smile manifests itself on your divine lips.
He falls in love with you all over again.
Oh, how he loves you.
“Don’t worry that pretty head of yours over it, I’d hate to see a frown mar those ravishing lips. The fault lies with me. ..As a way for me to amend my mistake, why don’t you accompany me on a walk?” His velvety voice makes you swoon, and you fail to hide how giddy you feel.
With a knowing smirk he offers his arm to you, but you hesitate to accept his offer.
“Are you sure, General? I may not own anything of interest, but I’m sure I can-“ “Oh, but you do. Please, indulge me.” His eyes bore into yours, and you see a glint of… something.. within them. You aren’t sure what it is.
Although his words leave you confused, you oblige. Your arm wraps itself snugly in his and your body moves closer to his own.
His eyes water with unshed tears as he fails to mask his euphoria. His wobbly smile is the last thing you see before he hides his face from your view.
You remain none the wiser to the tear that managed to escape.
As you both walk up the road he’s avoided for years, his gaze trails back to you once more. He chuckles at the flagrant jubilation on your enchanting face. You were always bad at masking your emotions around him.
He initiates a conversation with you, and it isn’t long before he’s blessed with your melodious laugh.
He hopes that he’ll be able to revive the object of interest that you own.
His heart.
ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝
As the years go by you grow close to Jing Yuan once more. You successfully revive his previously shattered heart, and you make him the happiest man in the universe when you agree to marry him. You remain by each other’s side for eternity, and in this lifetime of yours he’s proud to say he was able to grow old with you.
P.S: He always reunites with you after you molt, and you two continuously fall in love with each other in every life that you have.
There’s no one else he’d rather spend his immortality with than you.
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hihi! an iced english breakfast tea with father figure blade?
“iced english breakfast tea here, for... ah, who was it? Oh, of course! Blade!”
☆ — if you're craving a drink, make sure to stop by the teashop!
i. SUMMARY: While on a trip, you receive a letter from a certain Stellaron Hunter. ii. CWS & NOTES: no warnings applicable. PLATONIC blade & gn!reader, brief silver wolf & reader, kafka & reader. father figure!blade. found family fluff. 0.5k words. iii. A/N: hi anon! this request was actually much further in the queue, but i finished it quickly so i thought i might as well post it now.
The letter is penned on bright white paper, covered in small creases that have been smoothed out. The writing on it is small, with some parts crossed out and rewritten, filling the entire page. In the corner is a small series of doodles in purple ink, crude drawings of the three Stellaron Hunters and you. The envelope is beside it with the wax seal broken, smelling faintly of spider lilies.
Inside, it reads:
[Name],
I hope this letter reaches you well, if it reaches you in the first place. I must admit I am skeptical of the effectiveness of the intergalactic postal system, but it isn’t as if there is another way to contact you, aside from tossing the letter into outer space and hoping it finds its way to the planet you are currently on.
I think this is the longest it’s been without seeing you since you were young. It is much too quiet without you around; Silver Wolf has attempted to fill the silence, but I hardly understand what she is talking about half of the time and I do not care to ask. When you return, you will have to inform me what ‘dps’ and ‘maxed out’ means, because I know asking her now will only give me a long-winded spiel about those video games she is obsessed with.
Despite you being gone several weeks now, it’s still been difficult to adjust to having one fewer member of the group. I have been turning the corner, expecting you to be there waiting for me, but I am constantly finding myself alone. Kafka tells me it’s the mother hen instincts, but she doesn’t know what she is talking about.
Silver Wolf has been asking about you non-stop, telling me she wants her Player Two back. She made me play with her for a bit, but according to her, I’m so terrible at the games that it isn’t even fun to beat me. I’m not sure what she means, she beats you all the time anyway, but when I told her that she just rolled her eyes.
Kafka misses you too, though she’s at least got enough emotional maturity to admit that out loud instead of sulking. When she found out I was writing this letter, she made me promise to tell you she can’t wait to see you again, and you’d better be taking care of yourself. I think she feels the same as I do, even as she teases me for it. Things just aren’t the same with one less person.
I know you’re wondering about me, but I’ll keep it short—I’m fine. My condition is no better than you last saw me, but it is no worse either. You don’t have to worry, and I mean that with honesty.
I trust you are using this well-deserved break to its fullest, taking in the sights and not causing any excess trouble. Elio doesn’t allow vacations very often—it’s a wonder he approved this one, with all the missions he’s sent us on lately—so make sure you take advantage of it. If you are in a tough situation, you only need to remember what Kafka and I have taught you: hit them fast and hard, and don’t leave any witnesses.
Be safe. I’ll see you soon.
Blade
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CHOOSE KAVEH PLEASE. 😭
to the moon & back — x. snow day
alhaitham x gn!reader x kaveh
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NOTE — just wanted to create a snow focused chapter cause apparently the uk wanted to freeze me to death. i’ll make a better chapter after this i swear
White blankets of snow covered Teyvat Uni's area meaning that classes were cancelled today. You find yourself awake in Kaveh's bed, scrolling your phone.
"Y/N get out if my bed! Let's build snowmen!"
A groan exits your mouth upon hearing Kaveh’s voice. The room was undeniably cold, how much more would it be when you go outside? You weren’t going outside unless…
“I’ll treat you to starbucks later on if you come with us.”
That’s it, you were off to where he was.
He held a coat out for you and fixed it on your figure once you put it on. Alhaitham then comes from behind to wrap a scarf around your neck. “Huh? Are you playing in the snowbwith us as well?”
“I want to make it up to you both. I won’t invite Nilou. It will just be us three.”
Somehow, you felt a bit glad about that. You didn’t hate her of course but it’s been a while since you hung up with Alhaitham ever since they started dating.
Once you and your best friends exited their shared dorm, the snow fluttering down the sky was landing on your face. The snow was incredibly thick. You were sure it was soft enough to land in.
“Hey Y/N.” You turned to face Alhaitham but was greeted by a snowball to the face.
“That was uncalled for Haitham!”
What you noticed with Alhaitham was that he was actually smiling! Was it the nickname? Oh who cares, he threw a snowball at you. You had to make him pay.
Meanwhile, with Kaveh, he was trying to create a wall made out of snow to protect himself against the attacks from you and Alhaitham. But jealousy hits him like snow suddenly coming to the uk two weeks before spring. He grabs a handful of snow and threw it at Alhaitham as hard as he can.
“Oh, so you want to conduct a war, Kaveh?”
“I’d win against you easily.”
The two of them then face you who was just trying to form a snowman at this point. “Y/N… Who are you siding with? Me or Alhaitham?” Kaveh questions as he prepares the snowball he’d throw at Alhaitham.
“Hmm…”
A side of you wanted to side with Kaveh, who had been supporting you all this time while the other side wanted Alhaitham, the one you’ve been trying to desperately avoid ever since he started dating Nilou. It was a tough decision.
“I choose…
…Alhaitham.”
He could feel his heart drop. This was certainly a very familiar scene. Why was it always him?
Calm down Kaveh…. It’s only a game…
Your choice wouldn’t mean anything in the future anyways, right?
His bad mood was soon replaced with joy as soon as he sees you happily conversing with Alhaitham discussing on ways to defeat himself.
He would gladly let you take Alhaitham’s side every time just to see you smile a lot.
sypnosis ; as best friends, it was your duty to support alhaitham no matter what. however, when he starts dating your roommate, things change.
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incorrect hsr quotes #2
[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers
dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out
[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person
blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day
[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now
dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that
jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺
[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️
kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life
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