Ah Yes, The Best Idea In The World

So we've given Kai and Pixal a chaotic YouTube channel, Jay a gaming YouTube channel, how about we give Zane a cooking channel? He does mostly cooking tutorials, each one ending with one of the others taste-testing (Zane has a seemingly random rotation system so that everyone has the same amount of appearances, but it's a surprise who gets to taste-test). Skylor, being the only other super competent chef (Kai can cook basic meals, but everyone else ranges from 'kinda edible' to 'burns water'), is a common 'guest star'. Some of Zane's most popular videos are of him debunking viral cooking hacks and demonstrating how to properly make what the 'hack' was supposed to do.

Zane: “Remember to always have a functioning fire extinguisher in the kitchen.” Kai: “Zane, you are the fire extinguisher.”

“Lloyd try this!” “Is it sweet?” “No, it’s a savo-” “Then no.” .... “Jay try this!”

People requested Zane do a video or two about cooking on a budget and he brought Kai on. People were very confused until the actually watched the video and remembered that Kai ran a household since he was a child. Those some of his recipes and tips are regional. Rice was practically free for him since he was surrounded by rice farms.

Kai and Zane make a video yelling at people about the importance of stock and broth.

Lloyd will show up in any videos related to sweets. Even when he isn’t invited. Zane has his viewers play “spot Lloyd stealing the sweets” First person to spot all of Lloyd’s crimes gets their comment pinned. The number one rule to the game is “It’s never just once.” 

Cole’s videos usually turn onto a “How do I fix this mistake/ save the meal?” tutorial.

Zane also does a few prank videos.

He also will use their elements for cooking skits.

Zane, holding an empty pot: “Nya can you get me some water?” Nya blasts him from off camera soaking him and filling the pot. Zane, spitting out water: “Thanks.”

“Kai can I just some fire?” Jump cut to a burnt kitchen.

And a few humorous blogs

“So Lloyd isn’t allowed to have gingerbreadmen anymore.” pans over to Lloyd staging a whole torture dungeon scene while he eats the cookies and gives them voices to scream in pain with.

“Jay has found out how to have a bowl of popcorn to himself.” Jay has a bowl of unpopped corn kernels, picks one up, uses his element to pop it and then eats it.

Part two is Kai and Lloyd figuring out that they can do this too. Cole and Nya are upset.

Zane has an entire rant about mayonnaise. “It is an ingredient, not a topping! It’s not gross, it’s misused! You don’t eat raw flour and then say you don’t want it in your cake do you? No!? NO! Mayonnaise is a miracle and should be appreciated. Stop eating it raw and saying it tastes bad! You don’t eat straight grease, but you still love it in your bacon don’t you?”

Zane got very upset when someone tried to have his thanksgiving video taken down for the word “spatchcock”

Zane has only swore once in his videos. It was a response to an body dysmorphic girl asking him for help with her diet. Zane said “Fuck your diet.” and then went into a long rant about how unhealthy the diet industry is. Your body is focused on keeping you alive and it will always try to take whatever shape is the most efficient to do that for you, aesthetic or not. Diets should only ever EVER be focused on a medical issue or health and strength, never on size.

-Ivy

Besties

Thinking about them again.

And about all the angst they produse.

I’m not the only one freaking out because of golden legacy, right? “REIMAGINED LEGASY”, HUH?? DONT LIE, ITS LITERALLY TMNT2012 SEASON 5

people my ninjago art requests are open!! Your headcanons and ships send me everything <3

and here’s just a bunch of pics I’ve never posted....

Im new to this fandom, but i really like it and hope to spend more time watching at our little green bean and his team! 💚

I CANT I CANT I CANT

adult karamatsu but with... with uh...acne i guess

also osomatsu wants to be a babysitter

i really wanted to draw mermaids but me brain said horses