Kitsunenen - 梦瑶 (Mèng Yáo)

Cannot believe he just saw it

First meeting

Miss Cosma sent Cosmo to check what was that strange noise she heard coming from the tool shed.

Once he opens the door of the cabin he doesn’t find a wild raccoon or a stray cat…. He finds an android like him, an android hugging a small and trembling human kid, trying to keep him warm from the rainy wind of the night.

What is he supposed to do? Should he call mama? Should he call the police? Why does the view of an android being so caring towards a kid makes his system feel so… weird?

ehehehe been having thoughts about an au.....

“THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND.”

THIS WAS JUST SO ADORABLE😭

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

Sometimes it feels like a little bit of ego mania is inherent to human nature, par for the course- other times it feels like im drowning in the doubt of whether im actually smart or just a narcissist. I always thought it was a problem that everyone had, but then i realized that the struggle to confirm to the self that you are who you say you are - whether you said who you were aloud to others or not - is not actually normal. Imposter syndrome is a finicky bitch that needs to pick a lane, are you sticking around or leaving me the hell alone- chop chop i wanna know. At the same time, i know that for people struggling with imposter syndrome (myself included) it can be really difficult to accept facts about yourself as true or untrue- especially when your an avid consumer of books and movies and shit, because every time you feel the imposter syndrome popping up your like “uhm, why do i sound like a book character- ew no, that is cringe i do not want to fall into tropes”

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

Help me get out of a scammer-induced debt!

So, as I said before, I recently got horribly scammed and am in debt because of it. They tricked me into using a method that couldn’t be fought without getting the police involved and they are, uh, states away and I don’t even know if they gave me the correct address. So, I have to build up ~$1800 to be able to use my account again.

With that in mind, I am opening up commissions again. I will not be doing any more requests or personal projects until my debt is cleared.

Also, my Patreon (https://patreon.com/zonerobotnik) is still open, because my account can still have money sent to it by electronic transfer, as well as ATM deposit.

So, once again, here are my prices.

Commission pricing:

Headshot:

B&W - $5

Color - $10

With basic (gradient) background - $15

With complex background - $20

More than one person - $5 extra for each added person

Bust:

B&W - $20

Color - $25

With basic (gradient) background - $30

With complex background: $35

More than one person: $5 extra for each added person

Full Body:

B&W - $35

Color - $40

With basic (gradient) background - $45

With complex background $50

More than one person - $5 extra for each person

Extremely complicated pictures, like fighting, karaoke, etc:

B&W - $100

Color - $150

More than two people - $5 extra for each extra person

NSFW:

Basic posing - $100

Complex posing (bondage, etc) - $150

More than one person - $10 extra for each person if you want a three-way or anything beyond that.

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Can’t:

Most animals, unless I’m given a very good reference in the exact pose you want.

Vehicles, same as animals. Those are hella difficult.

Whoever designed Project Obsidian was an asshole, because I cannot draw that thing. I can’t draw complex weapons unless I get reference in the exact pose you want it in the picture.

If you want buildings to actually be recognizable…maybe don’t ask me unless you have a very good reference you can show me.

Won’t:

Gore (Can do some blood, though)

People being eaten by anything (Just in case someone tries to claim it’s not gore, which it is. I have had this discussion before, unfortunately.)

Most sexual kinks, inquire within because I don’t want to list them all here

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If a drawing isn’t your fancy, you can also commission a one-to-three-shot for $10 per 1k words. A one-shot is usually 3k words, unless a longer one is requested and then you know the price.

Won’t:

Gorey scenes (no innards coming out, for example. But, someone being stabbed, whipped, general surface wounds is fine.)

I will not do anything involving people being eaten, or zombie fics.

Most sexual kinks, inquire within.

I will NOT write anyone being turned into a donkey. Don’t even ask. Pinocchio has ruined that for me forever and ever, I have been traumatized.

So, if these prices seem fair, I will take up to 5 customers at a time. Please, do not send payment until I have accepted the job, and I will not be sending/posting the final product until I get the payment.

Payment will be via PayPal, at the email address ceencho@gmail.com

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Open for business!

Alternately, if you want to tip my current work so I can update my fics during this time, you can send me money through ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/zonerobotnik