Happy Halloween 👻

happy pride month to the all american bitch

I killed everyone again yay

"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

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nonverbal lu guang the only trope ever

Damn, I’ve been caught at 5:19 am, now I have to do all that >:(

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

omg is it christmas? is it my birthday??? cuz omg what a TREAT