Long Haired Men My Beloved

My little sheepy is called Romney and he's so fat and cute and he's kinda got this look to his face like he's just a chill little fella. He's just like 😌 eating grassb

AWE HEHEHE DO IT

SO tempted to commission a periwinkle icon from my boyfriend but i love my sadie one so much , , ,

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

HEHEHE they're great I love perusing them to adopt new habits that may, mysteriously, indicate I'm secretly a vampire

It turned out the reason I'm getting vampire recs is because... My boyfriend (the one I said is basically a vampire) is following all the vampire tags.

I love him

Resting in the bed with my handsome man beside me, tempted to assemble the shelf for him but 50/50 chance of impressing him that I I it for him while he snoozed, or missing out on sweet and adorable boyfriend time and potentially accidentally waking him while I struggle to piece poles together in the dark

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

@cries-on-demand us asf