Guilty!

5.6 save us

save us 5.6

Help people keep following me, why do you know of my existence.

Imagine going outside and drinking it where everyone can see you.

This is how you know it's gonna be a good day

he's so cute (ignore the horrors he's about to witness)

i like nice a normal amount

if they ever made up

my pitch for why Wanderer and Furina should be friends (and that they should meet through an interlude quest like Itto and Xiao)

"viewed as flawed for being too human" vs "viewed as perfect due to being human". (aka false god trauma yknow.)

they both wear blue (blue besties!!!)

half of their dialogue would be trying to say they're better than the other, but neither of them actually believe that

furina loves sweets. wanderer hates sweets. battle to the death.

in one of her character lines, furina says she loves to surf, so furina teaching the wanderer how to surf would be the funniest fucking thing ever and i will not take any arguments on this

BOTH OF THEM HAVE WHOLE THINGS INVOLVING CRYING??? FURINA'S PROPHECY VS WANDERER CRYING WHEN RAIDEN TRIED PUTTING THE GNOSIS IN HIM??? (this ones in all caps cause i realized it while making this post)

the only two characters to have received a vision on screen should get to be besties methinks

furina having to learn how to act inhuman vs the wanderer having to learn how to act human

"why did you give your hydro pets such complicated names" "I- you- well- uh- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME" "HEY-"

i just think it'd be both funny and angsty and bro thats the perfect combination when it comes to media. they are THE gap between a tragedy and comedy

I just I-

WHAT

E-SOUL WTF

Character that uses gun(s) as their primary weapon(s): Neat

Character that uses gun(s) as their primary weapon(s) and they wear glasses: Eehoohehoohehahehoohahuhee

Tumblr I believe in the people.

I have a new favourite NPC