OMG it's definitely something kiri would have
this:
Bakugou: wtf Kirishima, what the fauck is this?
Kirishima: *he poses like a model* you like them? They are limited edition AND HAVE LACES
Bakugou: *laugh* they are shit
Kirishima: *insulted*
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Kirishima: why are you looking at me like that?
Bakugo: i want to kiss your stupid face
Kirishima: *flinches* wha—WHAT?!?!
Bakugo: *leans in and gives him a peck*
Kirishima blushing & panting nervously: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND DO IT RIGHT AFTER!!!!
Bakugo: just look at me, shitty hair
Kirishima: You have plenty of great qualities Blasty.
Kirishima: For example, [points to his chest]
Bakugo: ah? my heart?
Kirishima: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Eijiro, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bakugou: I do
Kirishima: *Whispering* That's gay .... IT'S SO MANY
Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-
Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-
Kirishima: why did you move?
Bakugo: I thought you would attack me
Kirishima: I was going to hug you!
Bakugo: why would you hug me?
Kirishima: why would I attack you?!
Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
Bakugo: Happy Halloween. Have some candy hearts.
Kirishima: ow Thanks bro!!! but that’s the wrong holiday–
Bakugo: No it’s not. I am in love with you. Happy f*cking Halloween.
kirishima:
[Bakugou room]
Kirishima: *bursts in* HEY BLASTY WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect