Kirishima: hey guys !!! sorry, i'm late. I was busy doing things
Bakugou: *behind him smirking mockingly* i'm things
Denki: So, you and Bakugo..?
Kirishima: He laughed at the joke I made that one time, so yeah, we're pretty much dating.
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday
hi! can you please help me find a quote? i can't remember the exact lines but it goes something like this:
person a: before you go to the party remember no drinking, no drugs, no women.
person b: you're just giving him ideas.
i really really need to know the exact lines used D:
oh, right now I don't remember reading or seeing anything like that. I'm sorry but if I find it I'll let you know :((
Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
Bakugou: i can't believe this
Kirishima: what?
Bakugou: that you'd do this to me
Kirishima: what did i d–
Bakugou: you're being cute and idk if i want to punch you or kiss you because of it and i'm too gay to handle this right now, so you to stop.
omg hshshshs WHAT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE <333
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he can’t just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: we’re playing monopoly!