Bakugou: *bursting into the room with energy he rarely shows*
Kirishima : *confused* What's up with you? Is everything okay?
Bakugou: You've been home for an hour and a half! And not once, not ONE time, have you tried to cuddle me, and it's pissing me off. I want you to cuddle me now Kirishima!
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn
Bakugou: have you ever tried honey?
kirishima: tried what?
Bakugou: honey.
kirishima: yes?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: you’re giving me a shit sticker?
Kirishima: not just a sticker. it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Bakugou: i’m not a preschooler
Kirishima: fine, i’ll take it back
Bakugou: i earned this. back off
[during an argument]
Kirishima: Fuck. You.
Bakugou : Later. Now, listen you little shit-
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-
Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-
Kirishima: why did you move?
Bakugo: I thought you would attack me
Kirishima: I was going to hug you!
Bakugo: why would you hug me?
Kirishima: why would I attack you?!
Bakugou: You forgot to do something.
Kirishima: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Bakugou i: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Kirishima: Damn.
Bakugou: Hey, do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Kirishima: Ah, sorry, i didn't mean that out loud
Bakugou: ¿?
Kirishima:
Kirishima: WAIT
Kirishima: YOU ASKED THAT?
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.