Bakugou: *swimming during the beach cycle* out here living my fucking best life
Kirishima: Deku is drowning
Bakugou: this ain’t about him
Bakugou: you're blocking the view.
Kirishima: i am the view.
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
kirishima: this is my ex-boyfriend, Bakugou
Bakugou: stop introducing me like that...
Bakugou: i’m her husband
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
[Bakugou room]
Krishima: *bursts in* HEY BRO WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
Krishima: You want something to eat ? The training was very hard to day
Bakugou: ... you
Krishima:
Bakugou: ...
Krishima: ... w-what?
Bakugou: *getting up he ashamed* SHUT UP DEKU
kirishima: hey bakubro, we need more halloween candy.
Bakugo: but there's only been like four kids?!
Kirishima: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
Bakugou: you’re giving me a shit sticker?
Kirishima: not just a sticker. it's a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Bakugou: i’m not a preschooler
Kirishima: fine, i’ll take it back
Bakugou: i earned this. back off
Kirishima: *trying to flirt* So you come here often?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: You just walked into my room.