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Every episode of Leverage:

Client: I don’t want his easily stolen physically tangible money Mr Ford, I want the nebulous and undefinable catharsis you can only get from a specific and tailor made karmic revenge that will destroy not only his business but his life, thats all.

Prett waifu Saber (Artoria ): Fate series digital drawing [Artist: Jazztaki]

(WARNING!! Aggretsuko season  2 spoilers! Do not keep reading if you haven’t seen it yet!)

So, since RetsukoxHaida did not become canon this time either, i thought i’d make a list of best Haida monents from this season to cheer y'all up! 

(I’d like to say that english is not my first lenguage so there may be some mistakes because i wasn’t able to understand a couple of words, please correct me if you see any) 

▪ (EP. 1)

Retsuko: Marriage… I can’t even imagine that right now… 

Fenneko: I bet Haida has been dreaming of the big day since he was a kid 

Haida: As if!! I’m edgy! Edgy guys don’t care about stuff like that! 

(Fun fact: in my country’s dub he said: What?! Well, I surely don’t think to stay alone forever!)

  ▪ (EP. 4) 

 When he asked Anai to input some data for Retsuko and smiled at her :)) 

▪ (EP. 8) 

 When he was fanboying about Tadano and got mad that Fenneko didn’t care one bit, but Retsuko told him she was listening to him :)))  

▪ (EP. 10)   

Haida: Hey, what’s up? 

Fenneko: Oh, you know, same old, same old…

H: Yea, me too. Just, uh, chillin’ out. 

F: So you didn’t read the article? 

H: Oh I did. Even that one part about wedding bells, hah… 

F: Yea, were do these stupid rumore come from? … Just stay calm!! Don’t do something you’ll regret! 

H: And what kind of thing would that be? 

F: Wondering all over town drunk, but you go to kick a can and fall flat on your back like you did last time? 

H: Ohh! … Did that right before I called ya.  

F: … Why are you such a dumbass?

▪ (EP. 10)   

F:What’s all this? 

H: You have to ask? I’m gonna punch Tadano! 

F: But weren’t you like his biggest fanboy? 

H: I was a fool before. What’s this apple-holding son of a bitch want with a girl like Retsuko? “Oh look at me, I’m tired of swimsuit models and actresses, guess I’ll go slumming it!” He’s going to get bored and break her heart! That’s why i’ve got to punch him right in the face!!! 

F: Real subtle with the jelousy. We both know you’re not gonna punch him.  

H: Just you wait! 

*proceeds to not punch him and ask him for an autograph instead*

▪ (EP. 10)   

Retsuko: I’m sorry I dragged you into all this Haida, I don’t think I could have done this by myself. 

H: … What are friends for?

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I'm here and still filled with existential fear.

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