Real :3

big fan of this dynamic

:3

i would fight 3 mountain lions on top of broken glass in a mcdonalds handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight glued on my forehead just to get a chance to hear him whimper in my ear

sexy old men are one thing. sexy old MURDEROUS men however.......

This is what Radaway was made for

y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

i'm sorry i will never shut up about lisa frankenstein she has everything i want. she literally lived my dream. be hot. murder people. fuck a monster. die

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

Like Real People Do by Hozier is actually Lisa x Creature's song. A love song about falling in love witha forest corpse. It's actually them!

i can fix him