Thank You To Everyone Who Is Writing Lisa Frankenstein Fanfiction You Are Doing God's Work

I need them in a way that is concerning to feminism.

Do you have any twt links where a women is giving a blowjob to the guy and there’s a lot of cum or smth like that??

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i need a soft mark hoffman smut where the reader has major daddy issues (me) BECAUSE I AN CRYING RIGHT NOW. LIKE LITERALLY CRYING.

LIKE PLEASE COMFORT ME AND CALL ME A GOOD GIRL AND CALL ME HONEY PLEASE FOR FHE LOVE OF GOD MARK

*being obsessed with fictional blonde psychopaths is a crime*

me:

in another universe, your favorite characters are reading fanfic about you. Feel special.

i should be allowed to sleep with an emotional support grumpy 200 year old dilf with swoopy kitty hair tuffs who could kill me in an instant but has undying love for me despite all the scars in his heart for cuddling and horny purposes, i think i deserve it

this movie is making me insane

lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.