I Have Never Found Cole Sprouse Remotely Attractive In My Entire Life But Seeing Him As A Mute, Ambiguously

baby girl

*being obsessed with fictional blonde psychopaths is a crime*

me:

i adore him

Despite the fact that Creature wasn't familiar with 80s clothes or styles, he managed to make Lisa the most girlboss slay outfits out of what he could find in her closet and if that isn't the ideal relationship I don't know what is.

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

Do you have any twt links where a women is giving a blowjob to the guy and there’s a lot of cum or smth like that??

poc! friendly

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Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods