Please Someone Write Smut On This Man That Looks Somewhat Like This

if u see ghostface running after me, look away! he didnt do anything wrong! if i die he caught me slipping! dont charge him anything! especially not for murder! it was my fault entirely!

honey you're familiar like my mirror, years ago

Girl in work: Have you seen that Fallout show? There's a guy on it people are obsessed with on tiktok.

Me, mentally:

Me, verbally: I think I've heard of it before...

as much as everyone wants to deny it, about 99% of josh hutcherson’s characters are bottoms, including josh hutcherson

ill die on this hill, fight me 🤷‍♀️

baby girl

I don't care, he is my new babygirl

lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.

i should be allowed to sleep with an emotional support grumpy 200 year old dilf with swoopy kitty hair tuffs who could kill me in an instant but has undying love for me despite all the scars in his heart for cuddling and horny purposes, i think i deserve it

*being obsessed with fictional blonde psychopaths is a crime*

me: