boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
LOVE This.
When you don’t understand ‘Pokemango’ but your house is a gym 😂
OMG. Yes.
Plus we could get Shuri supplying her with ridiculous gadgets, and her constantly giving reports to Okoye and the rest of the Dora Milaje, while T’Challa tries to calm his nerves and not freeze every time they do whatever Shuri’s version of Skype is.
“Bush invaded Iraq. I’ll invade Iran.” - Mitt Romney
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012
Can we just take a minute to appreciate this week?
Justin Beiber is never coming back to the UK.
The Queen is supporting Gay Rights and Gender Equality.
Doctor Who 50th anniversary is soon.
Panic! At The Disco are finally releasing their 4th album (sometime in summer)
and
Sherlock season three is officially in the works.
“Do you know how hard it is to make volunteering at a homeless shelter look like a negative thing?” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/TulCxW