Top-Tier Villain Motivations

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

you're constantly horny aren't you

well no sometimes I am asleep

im just fucking with you my liege

constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

the interior of a panera is designed to contain a minotaur

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

my hobbies are pining longing yearning desiring craving and umm. wanting

Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria