Somebody Stop Me I'm Smoking The Track I'll Giggity Lois And Make More Sons Of The Mask

do you want to go down to the river. and play live grenades

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

I Saw The Money Grow

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scientists have been asking for decades: is it gayer to put your whole mouth around the opening of the beer bottle and get a little neck too like a cheap whore or to daintily bring your lips to the rim and sip as if a little hummingbird?