Day 148 Of Bagel

Why are you drinking my floorboards seductively? Me and my floorboards are in a committed relationship and I do not appreciate this

I deeply apologize for the misunderstanding. This is meant entirely as a joke. I would never drink a floorboard without it’s consent, especially if it’s in a healthy relationship. And I’m hoping you treat your floorboards with the love and respect they deserve.

Thanks for the question, Floorboard Anon!

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Not me debating if i should show this to my history teacher

Lemongrab!? From Adventure Time!?

Goofy ahh mouse

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her name is Lola 💖

she was a showgirl 💃

but that was 30 years ago 😫

when they used to have a show 🥺

now it’s the disco 🪩

but not for Lola 💔

still in the dress she used to wear 👗

with faded feathers in her hair 🪶

Sí

Reblog this, spread the word

For anyone who is unaware, MAP means "minor attracted person" though this is nothing but a false name Pedophiles use in attempt to weasel their way into the Queer community. If you see anyone using this flag, block them and report them if you can.

(where I got this image: https://pin.it/6SgjdcX)

@sanityshorror @sobertober6969 thought you two would want to share this with your followers

Immerse your hands in a plate of BEANS