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Why are you drinking my floorboards seductively? Me and my floorboards are in a committed relationship and I do not appreciate this

I deeply apologize for the misunderstanding. This is meant entirely as a joke. I would never drink a floorboard without it’s consent, especially if it’s in a healthy relationship. And I’m hoping you treat your floorboards with the love and respect they deserve.

Thanks for the question, Floorboard Anon!

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Immerse your hands in a plate of BEANS

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“bArNeY iS a DiNoSaUr FrOm YoUr ImAgInAtIoN”

My imagination:

Cha cha real smooth

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