Here’s A Thing My Cousin Sent Me:

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When you get this ask, you have to answer with your top five songs and then send an ask to your first 10 followers (or not if you don't want to <3)

Thanks for making it optional, I’m WAAAAAAY too indecisive to choose top 5. But hey, it’s a roughly 15-way tie!…

*incoherent confused screaming*

You have been airdroped a pipebomb

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Why are you drinking my floorboards seductively? Me and my floorboards are in a committed relationship and I do not appreciate this

I deeply apologize for the misunderstanding. This is meant entirely as a joke. I would never drink a floorboard without it’s consent, especially if it’s in a healthy relationship. And I’m hoping you treat your floorboards with the love and respect they deserve.

Thanks for the question, Floorboard Anon!

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