Ace Attorney

May we have a parasocial moment of silence?

⠀

the judge every time someone presents evidence or asks a question or considers a possibility or has an objection

The "there is only one bed" romance trope, but there is only one mech instead.

Each of you have mission critical skills for this op, but we only have a single seater chassis available. You two are going to have to figure out who is sitting on who's lap while also sharing a neural link to the mech.

You've grown accustomed to your sensory inputs getting lost in a machine, but never the nerve ending of another pilot.

You try and shake these concerns away. Think of the mission, only the mission. You reach out for the mech's weapons systems and feel the presence of someone else's ghost reaching out in unisin. The warmth of it cause you to hesitate. Is it getting hotter in here? Is that racing heart yours, or the other pilots? Maybe it's the reactor, its rhythmic thumping increasing in pace and heating up from the additional inputs and feedback

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

If you guys haven't played "Slay the Princess" then you should definitely play "Slay the Princess". Like right now.

Like now now. Now.

HeywhatyouaredoingyoushouldplayitrightnowyouarentdoinganythingimportantrightnowsoyoushouldplayityoudontdeservetoplayitbutyoshouldpolayitrightnownowNOWNOWNOWN-

she jack off my trades till im master of none

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies