Need To Be The Woman In A Giant Fucking Glass Tube, Naked, Hooked Up To Various Tubes And Cables Floating

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

she jack off my trades till im master of none