Sometimes You Go Onto Tumblr Expecting Shitposting And End Up A Flustered Mess After Being Blasted With

An idea 😃

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

"I have no enemies" kinda unhealthy dude

Everyone needs at least one enemy for enrichment

what do you mean my mutuals don’t look like their icons?!?!!?

I wish ekranoplans were practical

because the ages in ace attorney are so fucked phoenix and mia’s entire relationship is literally just

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

you discovered the secret McDonald’s menu item?

The Mc Tomato (May she rest in piece) was a chicken mayo with added tomato and the piece of chicken removed, can't get it anymore because McDonalds removed the option to add tomato to it, fuck my stupid chungus life...

damn girl are you on a path in the woods. are in the cabin at the end of that path. are you in the basement of that cabin. cause you look like a princess to me

Thinking about robotgirls. Imagine having a fan that whirl up or down depending on if you're anxious or excited or relaxed, making that clicking sound hard disks make (which I know wouldn't be suited for a robot but i like the idea ok) whenever you think or try and remember something, getting your components refurbished like a spa day or manicure or even going out and buying a new shiny component as a treat. Being able to make physical adjustments to yourself or have someone else fiddle around with your workings inside. Making out with someone and they know you're into it because every component is buzzing and whiring and running at full power. Having to be plugged in but not necessarily needing to sleep and for briefer periods than humans, yet you still choose to sleep with your human gf/bf so you can be together. Talking with other robot girls about the components you use and new things you're trying out.