Sketch Practice On Stuffed Animal Rabbit

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

my irl friends are already upset with me for yapping about the new malevolent episode even though im only five mins in

:)))

I think this kind of hilarity stems from a lack of feeling.

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

i miss when mike walters would just stream his consciousness at me as if he was a smart man, and then fail miserably.

what happened to that?

hi, i really liked ur poem ab ants n ur mom. i have a really complicated relationship w my mom and it just rly resonated with me. thank u for sharing

always here to make poems about mommy issues for people who like it. 👍👍👍

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

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