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geat example of a normal curve i think

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

Attempting to articulate a concern I have in the simplest way possible

Mike Walters blowing all the other pathetic podcast men out of the water for most torment. And hes doing this while spending half his time just living a normal ass life. Man is putting up some insane numbers.

Let’s go on an adventure.

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Golden Leg! 🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Pacific ocean! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

yk time of dead of night when you get yourself locked out of your house and try not to freeze?