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tw: descriptions of: blood, wounds, inflicting harm

(all metaphorical)

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I want my love to hurt.

I want to dig in with claws and teeth and never let go,

Gouge lines that will pucker and weep their blood and drain you dry,

I want to be remembered as pain when you finally tear my curved claws from your flesh,

I want you to scream with agony

I want to take it all in

I want your wounds to cry for you

I want you to bleed out and die

I want my love to mean something

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

hope is a skill

Let’s go on an adventure.

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

this too shall bass

ARCANE 1.03 || 2.06

“lucky ball-sacked bastards” i curse as my fucking insides turn inside out and my dumb-dumb period murders me

Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji