When My Great Grandmother Got Married, She Drove A Car For The First Time While Returning It To Her Father-in-law.
When my great grandmother got married, she drove a car for the first time while returning it to her father-in-law.
Her husband assumed she could drive because her dad owned a car dealership.
So he started it up for her, told her to follow him, and she crashed it into a ditch.
A few years later, she became the one of the first women to get a CDL(commercial driver’s license) to drive with her husband for North American Van Lines inc.
She’s 96 years old this year and spry as a spring chicken.
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tw: descriptions of: blood, wounds, inflicting harm
(all metaphorical)
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I want my love to hurt.
I want to dig in with claws and teeth and never let go,
Gouge lines that will pucker and weep their blood and drain you dry,
I want to be remembered as pain when you finally tear my curved claws from your flesh,
I want you to scream with agony
I want to take it all in
I want your wounds to cry for you
I want you to bleed out and die
I want my love to mean something
The muppet archives
the low quality of this is canon-accurate actually
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
Malevolent Sexyman Tournament Round Two
All other polls in the link above!
thats a grey bunny
A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep
THE JOURNAL. YESSS JOURNAL JOURNAL SAVED ME :)))))))). “hogs what im feeding in that there backyard”
i miss when mike walters would just stream his consciousness at me as if he was a smart man, and then fail miserably.
what happened to that?
did i do it right
