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Zelda Reacts Part 2 : a comic series where Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour Link is wearing.

Wow, I received. A LOT. of requests. hahaha the response for the first one was overwhelming in the best way!! but I have ideas for so many more so if you requested something chances are I'll be doing it at some point.

*ahem* also, I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS OK!! I was left unsupervised with drawing implements!!

Part 1: Rubber <<< >>> Part 3: Vai

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

The chain travels to Travelers Hyrule and he starts finding one up dolls of all his new hero friends. They'll probably come in handy, so he'll hold onto them for now.

next>>

“for her”

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the burden of failure and fear of disappointment. sometimes ya just gotta keep it to yourself

Soapbox time!

Vegan leather kills more animals than actual leather. If your actual goal with vegan leather products is to save animals, then please understand that it doesn’t work that way.

Non-plastic vegan leather isn’t viable for manufacturing yet. Studies are being done on cork oak or pineapple options, but the stuff you’re buying isn’t on that list. You can either buy plastic leather or buy real leather, and as unfortunate as it is, the latter is killing less animals.

(It’s also cheaper, so obviously err on the side of what isn’t going to break the bank, but if you can afford a good pair of genuine leather shoes, then that will last you years or decades longer than the vegan leather, and in doing so it’s going to save you money in the long run. Unfortunately, most people aren’t being paid living wages right now, so first step is ALWAYS ‘what can I afford?’)

please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit

reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data

Welcome to the Back (Part 1)

Next Chapter

@a-6-yearold-inside

A Felinette Fanfic where they never changed seats back after Chameleon, Adrien vs Felix in the next parts

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Adrien was a good friend, if you asked him. Not that he had a lot of experience with friendship, but he’d read a lot about it. He could listen well. He could give advice. He was good at bringing out the best in people, at keeping the peace and harmony of the class. Madame Bustier didn’t call him sunshine boy for nothing!

So when Felix Leanne was announced to be their newest student, he figured he was the perfect candidate to welcome him to class. Sure, they hadn’t really gotten along when they’d last met, but maybe Felix had changed in the last year?

“Hi!”, he greeted as soon as he spotted the boy. “I’m Adrien Agreste. We’ve worked together last summer, remember?”

The older blond stilled and eyed him warily. His eyes were eerily colorless; a cool, distant grey. Adrien shivered a little.

“I do” Felix replied after a moment of silence. Then continued to walk towards class.

Struggling to keep up with his long, measured strides, he followed suit.

“You’ve never been to school either, right?” he tried again. “We’ll be in the same class! Madame Bustier is our home teacher, she’ll probably want you to make a short introduction. Do you want to get to know our classmates? I could introduce you!”

Felix kept his eyes straight ahead, his face was devoid of any emotion. Maybe he was shy? Surely, he’d open up sooner or later.

“That appears to be inevitable.”, was his brisk answer, confirming that the new student would need some time to warm up to them.

Alright then. He could do this!

When they entered the classroom, only a few students were already there. They looked up as soon as Felix walked in, his confident posture attracting attention even before he was fully inside.

“Hey, guys!”, Adrien greeted Nino and Alya, who already looked as if she had a million questions to ask their newbie. “This is Felix Leanne! He’s from Great Britain, we modeled together last year.”

Alya jumped up and held out her hand to him, all but squealing in excitement.

“I’m Alya Césaire, from the Ladyblog! I’ve read so much about you, you were the face of Leanne Fashion’s “Lucky Line”! The posters of you in that Ladybug tie were all over Paris!”

She shoved her phone in his face, probably displaying said ad.

“I’m so excited to meet you!”

Felix wrinkled his nose.

“Please take that out of my face.”

“Oh, right!”

“I’m Nino”, her boyfriend followed up, “Nice to meet you, dude! I’m sure you’re gonna love it here.”

One by one, the other students began to crowd around Felix, greeting him and asking about his life. The answers were short, matter-of-fact and a little bit annoyed if you paid enough attention. Chloé threw one look at him and apparently decided it was best not to mess with him.

“Lila’s going to be so happy to meet you!”, Rose said cheerily, catching Adrien’s attention again. She was directly next to Felix, no chance he might have missed that. “She told us all about you, from when she met you at that Fashion Show in London her parents sponsored.”

Felix frowned and opened his mouth, but Adrien beat him to it.

“Let’s not bother him with work details right now!”, he suggested a little too hastily, and probably an octave above his usual tone of voice. “He’s new to school after all, and I’m sure he hears enough about work at home!”

Felix looked at him with raised eye brows, but didn’t press the matter. Adrien sighed with relief. Another day of successfully keeping the peace of this class.

He looked around, searching for missing faces. Kim was sick with the flu, he wouldn’t come today. Sabrina was with Chloé as usual, Marinette was probably late again and Lila should be here any minute now.

As if on cue, the brunette Italian entered the room just as the other students began to go to their places again. With a winning smile and her usual, confident stride she headed for Felix.

“Oh, hello! You’re Felix Leanne, right? I’m Lila Rossi, I’m sort of new myself.”

The tall blond regarded her with hidden suspicion.

“Aha”

Her eyes roamed over his desk and spotted the thermos in his bag.

“I heard you’re from England!” she beamed. “I lived there for a while, my grandparents are famous for their rare teas. Maybe we could go for a cup after school? There’s not that many places where it’s as good as in Britain, but I happen to know one or two.”

The fact that she hadn’t mentioned any Fashion Show in London confirmed Adrien’s assumption that it had been another lie.

Felix eyed her for a moment, then sat down at the last table in the back.

“I hate tea.”, he deadpanned, before taking out the thermos and pouring him a cup of what was obviously coffee without breaking eye contact with Lila. Adrien swore he could see the gears in her head come to screeching halt.

“O-Oh? What a shame” she caught herself. “Then maybe we could-“

“Good Morning, class!”, Madame Bustier interrupted her attempts. Forced to retreat for now, Lila went to her seat next to him and Adrien followed with a nod. During the lesson she wouldn’t have the opportunity to make up another story, which meant for now, crisis was averted. No exposing Lila, no fights, no trouble. He smiled. Another day of perfect school time, just like he’d always imagined it!

He shouldn’t have been so sure of that. It started when Marinette arrived, just in time for saying “present” as Mme Bustier read her name. Since she’d been sitting in the back for a week now, she’d be Felix desk neighbor. He didn’t think anything of it, but Lila shot her a glare that could’ve been both a warning and a threat. Or maybe he’d misinterpreted it? Maybe she’d just been annoyed that Marinette was late again? Must be it.

Still, Madame Bustier didn’t get the chance to start her lesson when Lila stood up and raised her voice.

“Madame, Felix just arrived! He shouldn’t have to sit in the back by himself, does he?”

Adrien wanted to remind her that no, he wasn’t by himself, Marinette was there too, but remembered just in time the last time they had changed the seats. No, it wouldn’t help to speak up now.

Mme Bustier frowned.

“We only changed the seating order last week.”

Lila wasn’t that easy to shake off however.

“Oh, but you have all welcomed me so sweetly when I first arrived. I couldn’t live with myself if I wouldn’t do the same for Felix.”

She looked down.

“If it weren’t for my disability I’d switch with him myself, but…”

Felix coughed.

“I don’t-“

“Oh, we could go to the back!”, Alya volunteered, drowning out whatever Felix had wanted to say, and pulled Nino’s hand up with her. Lila smiled.

“Really? That’s so nice of you guys!”

“Actually-“ Felix tried again but Lila wasn’t done yet.

“Oh, but what about Marinette? We just unseated her last week, we shouldn’t do so again, right? Would you sit with Marinette in the back?”

“Sure!”, Alya beamed and patted Nino on the shoulder in comfort. “We sat together before, too!”

“I-“

“It’s no big deal, really!”

“Madame Bustier!”, Marinette called out of the blue, with enough force to make the entire class jump. Her hands were planted firmly on the desk and her face was grim. He shot her a concerned glance, trying to remind her of her promise. No exposing Lila.

“Yes, Marinette?” the young teacher answerd, looking startled.

“How about”, Marinette said slowly, locking eyes with Mme Bustier, “we offer Felix the chance I didn’t get the last time, and give him a say in this?”

Surprised, she nodded and looked at her latest student.

“O-Of course, yes. Where would you like to sit, Felix?”

The blond teenager sighed, frustrated.

“I am perfectly fine sitting in the back, thank you very much.”

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Felix hated school. It was full, it was loud and people just wouldn’t leave him alone. He sighed, remembering the promise he’d made to his mother. She was still in England, but she’d called to make sure he was alright. She wanted him to have this experience, to meet other children and be normal, for a while. It was not like he didn’t appreciate her care! But he really, really wished she would’ve expressed it in other ways. Maybe take him along to one of her incentives or business trip. He was old enough to learn about the company he’d inherit, wasn’t he?

But if it made her happy, he’d try this… school life. He’d make an effort, learn something, and then go back to homeschooling. Preferably sooner than later.

“Present!”, yelled a voice next to him and he looked up. He hadn’t even noticed the girl sliding into the seat next to him, but now she was there. Late, obviously.

He hated unpunctuality.

She smiled at him when she noticed his stare and pushed her book over to him, showing him which page they were at. Otherwise, she didn’t try to interrogate him or make Smalltalk.

Huh. He could appreciate that.

Until that Lila-girl from earlier stood up, he was almost thinking this wouldn’t get so bad after all. But alas, his hopes were shattered once again.

Her repeated attempts at changing the seating were, to his surprise, not shut down by the red-haired teacher. Apparently, he had to get active himself. Great.

He coughed, trying to get their attention.

“I don’t-“

“Oh, we could go to the back!”, the Ladyblog girl, Alya, exclaimed enthusiastically. He blinked. She’d just cut him off. How disrespectful!

Shaking his head, he straightened his back. Maybe she just hadn’t heard him. No need to make a fuss just yet.

“Actually-“ he started again, before being interrupted once again, this time by Lila. His eye twitched.

One more time, he told himself, one more time trying to do it the peaceful way. For Mum. He could still walk out after that.

“I-“ really don’t need to sit in the front, he wanted to say, but his third try was as successful as the other two. He sighed, almost happy. He could go home, finally. Tell Mum he’d tried, but public schools just weren’t his forte. Too unprofessional. Too chaotic. Too…

“Madame Bustier!”, an energetic voice pulled him out of his resignation, just as he was about to pack his bag. It was his desk neighbor, Ms Unpunctual. Could that girl even talk in any volume other than “loud”?

“How about we give Felix the chance I didn’t get, the last time,” she said threateningly slow, and bit bitterly if he wasn’t wrong, “and give him a say in this?”

“Of course” the teacher agreed, apparently remembering that she was supposed to be the authority here. “Where would you like to sit, Felix?”

He sighed.

“I am perfectly fine with sitting in the back, thank you very much!”, he uttered a bit salty.

Lila, frustrated that she was ignored, sat down again and the rest of the class calmed as well.

“You didn’t have to do that”, he clarified to his neighbor as soon as the teacher had turned around. Better make clear that she couldn’t expect any favors or benefits from him. “I’m fully capable of speaking for myself.”

Usually. In a professional environment, at least. He hated having to raise his voice, and apparently, that was the only thing that worked on these savages.

But the girl surprised him yet again by simply shrugging.

“Yeah, I figured. But still.” She looked down, where Lila was currently draping herself all over Agreste. “It can be nice to know someone has your back.”

Maybe he’d imagined it, but she sounded a little bitter at that. He turned back to the teacher, but kept stealing glances at his pigtailed classmate.

He was no stranger to people, not like Agreste had been just a year ago. And other than the younger boy, he didn’t see them through rose colored lenses, and didn’t mind telling them off when they crossed a line. His young age and position as the heir and face of an international fashion empire made him a regular target for people that wanted to profit off of him - his sire included. He couldn’t afford to be as carefree as Adrien, who was constantly monitored by his own terror of a father.

Over the time, Felix had acquired a sixth sense for detecting warning signs of manipulators and people who used others for their own gain. He’d seen them in Lila Rossi, and he’d seen them in his father, but no matter how hard he focused, scrutinized or analyzed… he couldn’t find them in his mysterious classmate.

“I’m Felix”, he eventually whispered, half hoping she wouldn’t hear it. Yet her surprised smile failed to disappoint him, for some reason.

“I’m Marinette. Welcome to the back, I guess.”

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To be continued

I am so happy so many people love the Ultimate Adrienette shipper Gabriel AU (like to original post here), thank you all so much I don’t even have words, so here’s a part 2 with some more ideas, hope you enjoy and again thank you all =)

If Mari and Adrien ever got together this would completely happen

Gabriel “Marinette you’re like the child I never had”

Adrien “you mean daughter right dad?….dad?”

Gabriel thinks Mari is so amazing because she is literally the ideal person to take over his company (Adrien once thought orange tracksuits and sailor uniforms were the height of fashion Gabriel refuses to trust him with anything in terms of running his company)

Gabriel solution before Marinette would be the same as the kings in ever after ‘I will simply keep the company and live forever’

He is a member of the Martinette fanclub

Evillustator  would be awkward I don’t think Gabriel would have been paying attention to who Nath had a crush on and when he finds out it’s Mari he’s just like “Hold on Marinette as in Marinette Dupain-Cheng?…ok NO!” and either forces Nath to attack Chloe and Ladybug/Chat Noir the Akuma just leaves leaving a very confused Nath on a roof somewhere or just in Mari’s room… it’s awkward.

He keeps an eye on Nath after that because he is not letting a random make this love triangle any more complicated damn it.

After Reverser and Marcnath happens he’s like ah phew the threat is now gone…then Luka happens Hawkmoth almost has an aneurysm and is just like “WHO HATES THIS BOY THAT I CAN AKUMATIZE SO I CAN GET RID OF THIS THREAT???”.

Nooroo “Are you seriously trying to murder a this boy because he may like Marinette”

Gabriel “DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HOW INVESTED I AM IN THIS RELATIONSHIP NOOROO!!”

Also Reverser involves him constantly being like “NO GET THE RED HAIRED BRAT!! DO NOT TOUCH A HAIR ON MY FUTURE DAUGTHERS HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD!!… ALSO  ON A COMPELTLY UNRELATED NOTE IF YOU SEE ADRIEN AGRESTE REVERSE HIM SO HE IS NOT  AN OBLIVIOUS IDIOT”

In Gorizilla the entire time Adrien and Mari are running away there’s an Akuma following them and Hawkmoth has his fingers crossed like “please be a date please be a date please be date” and at the end “how was that not a date?!”

In Troublemaker he’s like ‘YES! Adrien has to get it now’ and then hears oh she’s a fan and just rteatedly hitting his head on the wall

Gabriel "what did I do to deserve this??”

Nooroo “…I mean”

Gabriel “Aside from that Nooroo! I mean Akumatising all of Paris would not warrant this torture”

Nooroo “…”

Gabriel “ Although that’s actually a good idea”

@aleniksimmer before mentioned how Gabriel is equally oblivious as Adrian and yeah he is which is why this totally happens

Gabriel  “HOW CAN HE NOT SEE IT SHE’S RIGHT THERE AND SHE OBVIOUSLY LOVES HIM HOW CAN HE NOT SEE IT??”

Nathalie *eye twitching* “…yes that would be THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER”

Gabriel “I know right? Poor Marinette”

Nathalie *screaming into pillow*

Poor Nathalie has to deal with so much shit from Gabriel

Her Mari bond over the oblivious Agreste’s like when she’s showing Mari to her seat or something in Style Queen she’s just like ‘I get it trust me ‘ and 2 end up talking in sync because they FINALLY have someone who knows the pain of the oblivious Agreste’s

The 2 totally make a group chat so they can vent and just share experiences, Nathalie really like Mari to and is just like please join this family I need someone sane to talk to please.

(Also 2 blue haired ladies pining other 2 blonde oblivious idiots)

Lastly for this post a funny idea

There’s an Akuma attack when Adrien confesses the poor Akumatized person flings their hands over their ears as they are nearly deafened by Hawkmoth just screaming “YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! YES! FINALLY!” and so on.The Akumatized person is clutching their ears and beaten by a very confused Rena rouge Queen bee and Carapace as Hawkmoth does a happy dance around his lair “THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!”

So yeah sorry if this is rushed but wanted to get this done

Any questions or anything just let me know

Thank you again your all amazing and thanks so much for reading =)

listen…..i want in-universe girl genius Discourse™, set in the gg version of our time period, about how All Your Historical Faves were Problematic. p l e a s e. 

You know that shattering noise of the Master Sword running out of energy? 😂 I got thinking about that...

Link: shit shit shit did I just break the millenia old legendary holy sword?????

Of course the sword does go back to normal on its own after some time but it keeps happening over and over & he has no idea how or why and he's just ??????? is this a sign i'm doing something wrong or????

I just love the idea of pre-calamity Zelink bonding over their shared struggle with their destined roles 🥹