Zelda Reacts Part 4

Magical Girl AU

Agatha

Powers: Jäger cards. Her ancestors only bound willing spirits to cards, but every single one of them found a few new willing spirits, so now there’s a thousand or so cards hanging around. Agatha usually takes a selection and leaves the rest in an iron bound chest. This is nicer than it sounds – when the Jägers are together they can move between cards and she often comes back to find them all wearing different hats.

She lends them out sometimes, too, but only to people she really trusts.

Mascots: Castle and Beast, in their dingbot forms. When they power up they take on something close to their train and castle forms.

The first time Castle powered up there was a lot of “wait… really a castle? as in a building? did you just bend reality to move all those streets over and place yourself in the middle of this city?”

Violetta

Powers: Her powers are clothing based with her mascots providing different outfits with different powers as needed. The most commonly worn is the purple invisibility dress.

Mascots: Tarvek and Anevka. Anevka is a porcelain doll and Tarvek is a teddy bear, but the really high end and fashionably dressed kind. He has a button in his ear with Violetta’s symbol on it.

When they power up enough they can appear mostly human – but their eyes stay glass.

Zeetha

Powers: Magic swords.

Mascot: Her powers come direct from a goddess so she doesn’t have one.

Bang: She’s not… really a magical girl. But she has the willingness to stab, even if it’s with ordinary knives, a stolen Jäger card (Vole), and a really strong aesthetic.

Local Bird Slam Dunks an Armed Swordsman. What Happens Next Surprises No One.

idk i had a particularly dumb idea and needed it out of my system

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Social Media and Chat Noir are definitely Best Friends and nothing can convince me otherwise.

A condensed list of Things Chat Noir Has Shown Us Through Social Media:

   • Selfies with street performers he just so happened to see during patrols

   • Selfies in general of him making the grossest duck face he possibly can in front of couples and tourists, who are all just trying to mind their own business

   • Videos of him narrating what random alley cats are doing, because he’s a self-proclaimed cat whisperer and needs everyone to know (he doesn’t actually speak cat, he’s bullshitting you)

   • A vine series where the camera is pointed directly at Ladybug’s face as he starts naming off random green-eyed, blond celebrities, claiming them to be his secret identity, and catching all of Ladybug’s reactions. Her reactions become increasingly angrier as the series goes on. (The series ends when Chat claims to be Adrien Agreste and she straight up screams so loudly he drops the camera)

   • A video of him with street clothes over his suit and big ass sunglasses over his mask, arm over certified civilian Marinette Dupain-Cheng’s shoulders, who is also wearing big ass sunglasses. They’re drinking smoothies and shit-talking fashion designers very loudly. Marinette says she loves Gabriel Agreste’s work but she’d punch him in the face bc he needs an attitude adjustment. Chat chokes on his smoothie

   • An interview he does with Alya except he’s wearing a fake mustache the entire time and doing an unexpectedly amazing job at keeping a straight face.

   • Posts of him complaining about how people throw away perfectly good cardboard boxes and how truly offended he is like are you joking—

   • Posts of him gushing over how much he loves Ladybug and wow he’s definitely going to be embarrassed by those 5 years from now

   • Selfies of him in a group of Chat Noir cosplayers, the last selfie featuring the look on their faces as they check their social media and realise holy fuck that’s the real Chat Noir aND HE’S POSTING PICS OF US

   • An hour long video of him explaining why Physics Is Awesome and you should love it too. He somehow does this while cramming puns in almost every single sentence. How does he not get tired

   • A list of his personal anime recommendations, most of them unsurprisingly featuring cats in one way or another. His favourite movie is The Cat Returns

   • An ungodly amount of puns revolving around him being bi

   • An interrupted alley cat video where Marinette calls him over to her balcony and drags him inside because she wants to turn it into a makeup video. He ends up with black lipstick, flawless contouring, and beautiful eyeliner. He comes back for another video because “I really rocked the black lipstick”

   • Unintelligible posts he made while accidentally high on catnip

   • A picture, taken by a kid who found his baton, of him tangled up in a poor old woman’s ball of yarn she was using to knit a scarf. Thankfully she seems amused and not ready to beat him with her purse

   • A vine of him absentmindedly pushing things off the edge of counters, buildings, and desks, filmed by Ladybug herself without his knowledge. He’s always smiling evilly after the act

   • Badly photoshopped pictures he’s made with his and Ladybug’s faces pasted onto infamous movie covers

   • That One Time He Was On A Talk Show And Was Permanently Banned

   • A cute video of him responding to fan questions from a livestream.

   • “I do not pose all the time I don’t know what gave you that ide—” suddenly glitter falls from nowhere, he’s giving his most powerful smoulder, body draped over a gargoyle. Ladybug is staring at him from above, unimpressed

   • Videos of him antagonizing and shit-talking Hawkmoth. Akumas start targeting him viciously and he mentions in a video how fucking amazing it is that his greatest enemy is actually following him on social media, he’s laughing

   • Selfies he’s taken with elderly ladies he’s found around Paris, all of which have captions along the lines of “I met a gorgeous woman today!” or “this young lady was gracious enough to give this tomcat the pleasure of a photo in her presence!”

   • A post of him cursing out catnip and how much he hated that his friends are now drinking tea made out of the stuff like she just had to like gardening, she just had to plant catnip, she just had to share the tea with her friends, he just had to have the worst luck in the world—

   • Memes. All the memes. He likes to bring the oldest ones back, knowing full well just how horrible they are.

   • A video of him reacting to a video of people complimenting him. He’s bright red by the end of the video. (Obviously Nino, Marinette, and Alya are included. Nino and Marinette are the most enthusiastic ones out of the whole lot)

   • “Why are you so active with social media, Chat Noir? Most superhero stories don’t go that way.” “Well, I want everyone to know that I am an idiot. An imbecile. A complete and utter moron. It’s reassuring that you are all fully aware of that fact, yet still trust the fate of the city in my paws. Which, to be fair, is a dumb move on your part as well, Paris. We are all buffoons, apparently.”

Feel free to add to the list in any way you can

Links dad loves all of his son, even the goth dumb one

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Story

INFO Here’s the basic gist of things around here: The timeline is broken, various heroes of courage (and Ravio) are being snapped around time and space. Now they have to get along and figure this out, because it’d be nice to not be randomly thrown around y'know?

General Info tag

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Story timeline: Best read in order. Grouped together segments are parts of a bigger whole.

Fic: Tree Trekking - Twilight and Sky meet Wild for the first time Fic: A small problem - Ravio meets Legend, Wind and Minish

Comic: Nightmare - Legend has a bad time

Comic: Horse bros - Wild learns that Twilight likes horses Comic: Cat bros - Twilight teaches Wild what cats are Comic: Crossing - Most of the Links finally meet each other

Comic: Spider - Twilight is tired and Ravio is there Comic: Deal - Ravio watches Twilight sleep

Comic: Slam - Wind wants to know what Minish gets up to Comic: Stalker - Wind learns what Minish gets up to Comic: Malon - Time learns what Minish and Wind get up to Comic: The bribe - Wind almost gets punched by Minish

Comic: Dinner delivery - Legend and Sky make a plan Comic: Off track - Sky and Twi run into each other in the woods Comic: Defused - Sky and Twi make a plan Comic: Sharing - Twilight learns about Fi Comic: Tunnel - Sky tries to understand dads

Comic: Ponytail brawl - Wild tries to photograph a Kikwi Comic: Two Master Swords - Zelda and Wild have a chat Comic: Finding the founding - Wild panics Comic: Pippit made pie - Zelda is worried Comic: In your corner - Zelda has a point

Comic: Wet - Wind, Legend, and Minish are stranded on an island Comic: Poisoned fruit - Legend shows off their survival expertise Comic: Fort - Wind has questions for Minish Comic: Wish to fix - Legend makes a decision Comic: Like a fort - Wind remembers an old friend Comic: (W)raft of Wind - Wind suggests they build a raft Comic: SMACK - Legend gets a concussion Comic: Reunions - The gang reunites with two funky people Comic: Reminders - Legend dissociates around the place

Comic: Cave boys - Zelda asks Wild for a favour Comic: Puzzled - Sky shares a few deep thoughts with Wild Comic: To make it right - Sky’s deeper thoughts Comic: A beam of hope - Wild just keeps having good news! Comic: A late entree - Wild and Sky take on the trial of the sword Comic: Tricked - Time and Twi walk into each other in Ordon Comic: Portal - A third person joins the chase! Comic: Do a flip - Twilight fights (Injury and blood warning) Comic: Tricked 2 - Time wrestles a dog

Comic: Roommates - Wind asks Ravio why he’s so weird Comic: Dog days - Twilight is high key vibing Comic: Boy found - Twilight hugs a dog Comic: Hey! Listen! - Twilight and Time fail at conversation

Comic: Together - Wild and Sky emerge from the trial of the sword Comic: Hero - Wild and Sky meet themselves Comic: Are you OK? - Sky and Wild have work to do Comic: This might be hard - How do you herd heroes? Comic: True faces pt. 1 - Sky politely suggests therapy Comic: True faces pt. 2 - Legend has their own impolite offer Comic: True faces pt. 3 - Ravio calls for a time out Comic: True faces pt. 4 - Legend exists the stage Comic: True faces pt. 5 - Rain shows up

Comic: It’s rainy - The gang try to figure out the shelter situation Comic: Paranoia - Twilight and Ravio have an unpleasant chat Comic: Hero’s job! - Wind and Ravio have a fairly good chat Comic: From the outside - There’s worry in the air Comic: Hylia - Hylia takes the Hyrule Historia Comic: A beach! - Twilight struggles to decide, and Ravio leaves

Two Rabbit Roadtrip Pt. 1 Comic: Face to Face - Ravio and Legend meet once again Pt. 2 Comic: Ägh - Ravio finally gets the upper hand Pt. 3 Comic: Freedom of choice - Legend signs Ravio’s contract Pt. 4 Comic: Get walking - The two begin a journey Pt. 5 Comic: Terms and conditions - Legend is going as agreed Pt. 6 Comic: Tipping - Ravio learns something odd Pt. 7 Comic: Guard at the gates - Ravio struggles to get in the castle Pt. 8 Comic: Red goop - Ravio and Legend find the Princess Pt. 9 Comic: In Denial - Legend still doesn’t buy it

Comic: Soup - Wild realizes something over soup Comic: Splash! - Sky meets a wolf in the sea Comic: Outset’s guard - Sky and Twilight arrive to land. Comic: Everything shared - Twilight has had enough! Comic: Old conversations - Twilight and Sky discuss tough topics

Comic: Chores day - Wind asks Minish to decide what they should do today

Fic: A message to deliver - Sky and Grandma talk about the end. BONUS: List of notable events from the fic, for those who struggle with reading long form content. Comic: Final words - Sky stays up late

Two Rabbit Roadtrip 2: Electric bunnygaloo Pt. 1 Comic: Ravio and Hilda - Hilda makes a good point Pt. 2 Comic: Barricade - Legend learns it’s time to go Pt. 3 Comic: Staircase - The duo discuss cake Pt. 4 Comic: Hyrule - Legend returns to Hyrule Pt. 5 Comic: House - The duo are nearly back home! Pt. 6 Comic: Successor - Legend learns who lives here Pt. 7 Comic: Link and Link and Ravio - Introductions are in order. Pt. 8 Comic: In a good way - Worlds and Legend talk Pt. 9 Comic: THUD - Legend has left the building. Pt. 10 Comic: Finale ½ - Time to talk things out Pt. 11 Comic: Finale 2/2 - Change! Comic: Epona! - Hylia has bad news Comic: That face - Hylia didn’t tell ALL the bad news Comic: Office - Introduction of the golden goddesses! Comic: Yourself - Hylia loses her cool for a moment Comic: It worked! - A celebration is in order Comic: Mission Accomplished - Time to get outta there! Comic: Seashell - Twilight shows up Comic: Catching up - The boys talk while Mini crafts Comic: Four houses - Brotherly intervention Comic: Cave Boys 2 - Boys in cave Comic: Ma’am - Wind says a bad word Comic: Drowning - Mini’s secret plan is revealed Comic: Stressed! - Twi sees a dog Comic: W-woo… - Wind gets support Comic: Mountain confrontation - A reunion of enemies Comic: Seperation - But wait! Comic: Gift - Ravio is a sweet guy Comic: Tent talk - Ravio and Sky discuss things Comic: Thoughts on anger - Ravio shares thoughts Comic: Notes - Two notes are read

Comic: Leg - Legend looks for Time Comic: Unikko - Legend meets a great fairy Comic: Backtracking - Wild processes his emotions Comic: Landing! - Wild and Legend decide to talk Comic: Lunch! - The two share lunch Comic: Still Disagree - The talk concludes oddly Comic: Get going - The two try to look for Time again

Well maybe you should’ve guarded your purse better Marinette!

Episode 3 Part 12

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Zelda reacts: pt 1

I woke up in the middle of the night with idea for a series of comics; basically the ending scene of BOTW, but Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour set Link is wearing. of course I had to start with the rubber set which is one of the funniest to me lmao

what armour should I do next??

>>> Part 2: Stealth

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR MASTERPOST

(EDIT: pinning this for linktober to keep things in order! All shenanigans will also be reposted on my alt blog, @critbit-hoard )

If you want to see my general info (and also which tags to look at my other art, click here)

FAMILIAR FAMILIAR is a self indulgent TOTK AU where Link and Zelda traverse the wild lands of Hyrule together. There are ruins to be discovered and monsters to be eaten.

This project is a linktober challenge that will extend past the month of october. Please be patient with me as this is entirely being funded by a hyperfixation and the support of beloved patreon backers (ty patreon backers). Pls note fanart, fanfics, and spinoffs are perfectly fine as long as credit is due!

Chronological Order (updating as we go!)

1. Blood Moons and Headaches

2. Basement Adventures

3. Basement’s Adventures Haunted

4. Basement’s Extra Haunted

5. Lost (and found)

6. World’s Endin, Purah’s Stressin

7. Concern about Death Mountain

8. Goron City

9. Death Mountain vs Oversized Railgun

10. The Sage of Fire

11. Interlude

12. Goodbye Eldin!

13. Rained In

14. Skyview Towers

15. Close Call

16. Welcome To The Swamp

17. A Guide Named Yona

18. Sidon’s No Good Very Bad Two Months

19. Authority Issues

20. Lab in the Sky

21. The Water Sage

@tanoraqui what’s your opinion on like, having the muses be kwami-ish figures in the miracule muses au

Because I may have gotten Ideas in the shower and sketches may be happening