✨ Wisdomverse: Masterpost ✨

Welp. I’m sold.

We’ve been looking at this the wrong way around. Why put copy!Klaus in a dingbot when you could recreate the thing with Ulm and the train and have him possess Castle Wulfenbach. With the same limitations as Castle Heterodyne of course, i.e. he has to do what Gil says. EVERYONE gets a sentient, violently overprotective castle!

Except Tarvek, because Anevka would probably rather have an actual body again and the OT3 needs one of them to have a house where they can have sex without it being reeeally awkward.

Marinette has her friends over and is ranting that while Luka is great and listens to her and is always good about giving her space, what she really needs when she’s upset is touch and skin contact and hugs and squeezes

And Nino and Alya are nodding along because yeah, Mari has ADHD and she needs pressure stim, that makes sense

And she’s like “no you’re not getting it, in a perfect world when I’m upset I’d have someone to basically lie on top of me like cats do”

And Adrien, not realizing this is a hypothetical, hears the word “cat” and activates and immediately just sort of climbs onto her and drapes himself across her body without thinking

Marinette immediately goes catatonic with bewildered glee

I need more fluffy reveals in my life.

Nino says you guys haven’t seen Adrien’s Chat Noir impression? it’s spot on

Adrien turns around in his seat laughing loudly. Get it? Spot on! 

Alya says oh my gosh STOP

Marinette is like D: ??!!

Get it, Marinette? Like Spots on? Adrien smirks in a coy fashion so familiar to her, taking her hand and bringing it to his lips, but before he can give her knuckles a kiss, Nino says wait wait

and musses up Adrien’s hair. Nino says you’ve gotta get the look

Adrien is like right right help me and doesn’t let go of Marinette’s hand while Nino tries to fluff and piece Adrien’s hair around to look like Chat Noir, parting his hair in the middle

Alya says “oh my g*d you look like a different PERSON??!! WAIT wait you missed this part” and leans over her desk to pull out his bangs from his middle part. “how do you have so much hair?!”

Marinette is SHOOK watching this transformation happen before her eyes. who is this fluffy cute strange boy in front of her?  He turns back to Marinette, Chat like grin on his face and lays the charm on thick. Except instead of it being silly and trite like when Chat Noir does it she feels electricity and warm fuzzies jolt up her arm and turn her face bright red as he say something totally cheesy, winks and kisses her knuckles. 

“You forgot to say ‘My Lady,’“ Nino adds.

“oh, right. ‘My Lady.’“ He winks at Marinette stupidly. and Nino snorts and laughs.”

“I can’t get over how different you look right now.“ Alya gawks. “Poor Marinette, what have you done to her?!”

She is totally stiff and her heart is beating out of her chest and she can’t stop thinking I LIKE HIM I LIKE HIM I LIKE HIM I LIKE HIM at this absolutely unfamiliar yet oh-so-familiar Chat Noir-Adrien hybrid boy sitting in front of her. 

She’s never seen Chat Noir’s bare face, and she’s never seen Adrien act any way but polite and reserved. 

So this gives her some kind of crisis, unable to stop thinking about what Chat Noir really does look like under his mask, and wonder why she reacted even more extremely to Adrien’s Chat Noir style flirting than she has when he’s given her other kinds of attention. 

“Y-y-you…” Marinette stammers.

Adrien lets go of her hand and stares at her with just his eyes above the edge of her desk just like a cat. “Yes?”

“Sh-should wear your hair like that more often!” Marinette smiles crookedly. “It’s…..”

Nino, Alya and Adrien all look at her with wide, expectant eyes.

“..C…c..cute.”

They all gasp a little, Adrien’s eyes going wide, and his face going red, while Nino and Alya turn their faces into their homework to hide their laughter. 

“Oh… th-thanks!!” Adrien looks genuinely shocked. 

Marinette’s face turns to some smug expression he hasn’t seen on her face before besides when she’s beat him at videogames. “You’re welcome, kitty.”

It sends a pulse up and down Adrien’s body and his blush returns. He gives her his own crooked, awkward smile before the teacher walks in and he jolts, turning around and quickly scooping his hair back to Adrien style, to look presentable for class out of habit. His hair looks like a messy half version of what he just had, and Marinette can now not unsee the boy she just saw.

She can’t unsee what is the only possible face under Chat Noir’s mask!!! It may not be him, but she can’t get that image out of her mind. So she starts to entertain the thought. 

She longs to get that side out of Adrien again though, it was fun!! maybe she can find a way to claw it out of him.

Cue arc of story where Marinette gives into her curiosity and somehow tricks Adrien into saying CLAWS OUT in private while flirting Ladybug style.

and then she tells him wow that impression was pretty SPOTS ON and reveals herself. Chat Noir squeaks and explodes and gets pounced on for the biggest happiest hug of his life

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Well fucks? Get to it!

Ever since Jaskier was a child, he has had the ability to shapeshift into a bird.

It’s not that Geralt dislikes Jaskier’s shapeshifting; in fact, he’s fairly certain the bard’s ability to turn into a bird has saved his life more than once. However, Geralt knows that, sooner or later, he’ll have to figure out whether Jaskier’s transformations have any effect on his lifespan.

Geralt’s real problem is that when Jaskier is in bird form, he’s indistinguishable from any other bird.

To solve this, Geralt has started making Jaskier wear a bracelet—one that remains on him even after he shifts.

Most Mandalorians don't have the most comprehensive understanding of the force, but after Luke becomes Prince Consort, the Mand'alor's advisors quickly figure out its uses.

Advisor: Your Highness, the leaders of the trade and merchant guilds that border Hutt space will be coming to treat with you.

Paz: Fuck those guys, are we planning on fucking their slaving asses over?

Advisor: Yes sirs.

Din: Excellent, what's next?

Advisor: Sir, we would like to request The Bad Vibes Detector for the meeting, to weed out lies and omissions.

Din: No.

Bo-Katan: Do you want to fuck those little shits over or not?

Din: *deep sigh*

Din: *leaning into his comm* Sweetie, can you come here please? We need a wizard to scare some assholes.

Something that isn’t really addressed in “It takes a village” is that, while Agatha dresses pretty much like she does in canon while she’s in Mechanicsburg, she has a radically different fashion sense in Beetleburg, where she decided that in order to pass herself as a Very Normal Student, Nothing To See Here, she simply had to crib Vanamonde’s fashion sense. 

Possibly that’s just because the mental image she has for ‘respectable young adult’ is Van, and a general unawareness of the fact that, no… Van is… he’s just a fancy goth. Also these are not her colors.

But also, because she tends towards dark and cool colors, it gives her a much more matronly vibe that does help when it comes to keeping the other students in line.

Later, after they find out she’s a Heterodyne, many of the people who knew her at TPU will think ‘oh, that explains why she always dressed so creepy’, but no. No, that was just her plan for blending in. That was Agatha trying to be subtle. 

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

They’re having a very serious conversation about Cody’s behaviour (being mean to uncle Ben)

*Ladybug and Chat Noir appear*

Chat Noir: Hey, stop scrolling real quick.

Ladybug: You're here? Good. We want to tell you something very important.

Chat Noir: Life is worth living, and if you think you can't continue, look at us.

Ladybug: Life is sh*t, and we're still here. If we can get this far, so can you.

Chat Noir: So do not, no matter what, think you can't do it.