This Will Get To The Right People

This Will Get To The Right People
This Will Get To The Right People

this will get to the right people

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5 months ago
Dragon Age? Dead? All I See Are Resume And Continue.
Dragon Age? Dead? All I See Are Resume And Continue.
Dragon Age? Dead? All I See Are Resume And Continue.
Dragon Age? Dead? All I See Are Resume And Continue.

Dragon Age? Dead? All I see are Resume and Continue.

3 years ago

I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

gettingvetted here.

Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

10 months ago

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

2 months ago

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

6 months ago

all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

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