Scrolling Thru Tumblr Like It’s A Gay Newspaper

the snipers.

Reblog and tell us in the tags what the weapon type you simp after is. Like what weapon do you see a character use and it automatically elevates them in your eyes? Mine's a scythe.

Jorge: *watching a building burn down*

Jorge:

Jorge, pulls out phone and starts filming: Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic is how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one is deny everything

Why am I so obsessed with fictional characters pushing each other against walls

Chuck: How’s the food today?

Thomas: It’s great, actually. Compliment the chef!

Chuck: Okay!

Chuck: *pops head into the kitchen* Hey Fry!

Frypan: Yes?

Chuck: You have beautiful eyes!

Frypan: …

thomas reaching for and grabbing newt when there’s danger: 1/?

crying over newtmas is not a phase, it's a lifestyle

I’M CRYING THOMAS WAS SO INTO IT AND IF DYLAN DIDN’T PULL AWAY THEY WOULD KISS AHHHHH

au where newt 😃 falls in love with his best friend 😃 thomas 😃 and after a long story filled with hope and opportunities 😃 it still ends badly 😃 OH WAIT THAT'S CANON

When Dylan O’Brien and Thomas Sangster won that award for best chemistry over Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson (who are literally a couple onscreen)? Yeah that was iconiC