The More I See Of Karlie Kloss The More I Understand Why There Are Seven Albums About Her

The “red flags” that will be found/said in hindsight when Tayvis break up:

“Everything was always about him, he didn’t let her bejeweled”

“You know, he never followed her on instagram”

“He paraded her around when she’s always said she liked to keep her romance private” (this one will be my personal favorite after the flip on Joe)

“I bet he yelled at Taylor like he yelled at his coach during that one game”

“Oh my god do you remember the ICDIWABH skit? What if Taylor was trying to tell us he was controlling her in the relationship?🥺”

“She went to all of his games with custom merch and he couldn’t even wear an eras t shirt?”

“She really can do things greater than dating a boy on the football team 🥹”

Bonus: “Do you remember all those sad mashups in June? She was telling us all along!”

@thegayloragenda and @roamertv inspired this list 🥰

i fear we don’t talk about this enough because how tf people ignore it😃

it’s just 🥹

Taylor Swift in September 2020 talking about how she wanted to tell a sports story.

Taylor Swift in 2024: Publicly dating a man who plays professional football.

So the tea I have collected...

Scooter Braun could not purchase BMR on his own. He received financial backing from Ithaca Holdings LLC, which is backed by the Carlyle Group. The Carlyle Group is involved with the shady Kushner family - they helped bail out the Kushner 666 building by purchasing $525 million of retail space (this is no small amount of money). So think... why would Scooter Braun (manager of pop icons Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande) and the Carlyle Group be interested in acquiring a Country music label? The timing of the deal is very important. See evidence:

Rumors had been abound within the Kaylor fandom that Taylor was attending the NYC Pride event on June 30th, and possibly even coming out of the closet then. We expected to see the CSiriano dress make its appearance there, as the designer has suggested in his NYCPride tags- and we were almost positive that Taylor was going to be the one adorned in the rainbow tulle dress. Plus there was the Spade message telling us that she was going to bloom in June. So then, why was Billy Porter wearing the dress, which curiously has a mesh fabric that would be considered a nude tone for light-skinned individuals. Wouldn’t a designer like CSiriano have been carefully picking out these kinds of details? A sheer panel is meant to give the appearance of a lack of textile. Putting a light flesh tone mesh on a proud black man seems counter-intuitive. Unless the dress had originally been designed for Taylor Swift (like CSiriano had essentially confirmed through his instagram likes) and Taylor had to back out of the Sunday plans last minute and decided to give the dress to Billy so that CSiriano’s efforts would not go to waste. See evidence:

Scooter Braun (most likely influenced by the Kushners, and possibly Joshua Kushner himself) was trying to prevent the PR disaster that “Sunshine on the street at the parade” would have caused Joshua Kushner, and so the Kushners were able to get the Carlyle Group to help fund the disgusting BMR acquisition that shook up Taylor’s plans for Sunday.

Despite Scooter being Karlie Kloss’s manager, his actions have been proven over the years to be in favor of Joshua Kushner’s public image rather than Karlie’s. He is an asshole who bragged on his Instagram story about “buying Taylor Swift”. See evidence:

Where does Scott fall into all of this? You can imagine that if people found out that he had recommended (or more likely, forced) the closeting of Taylor Swift, they would be coming for him and BMR. Keeping Taylor Swift in the closet this Sunday was in his favor as well.

Welcome to the House of Cards.

i still have no idea how to interpret the whole karlie and ice spice references 🧐

oh my gosh I actually might cry looking at the ttpd “in summation” because

The handwriting is cute, right? But wait…

Lovers spend years denying.

In swooping, sloping, cursive letters.

🥹

so apparently everyone is catching up with the dorothy/oz theory (we’ve been talking about it for years) still people ignore the fact that it’s queer. anyway in 38 years they may finally figure it out. now take a look at this collage i found on twitter ✌🏻

credits to the owner (iateallthecat2)

On what planet is it normal for his manager to accompany them on their “double date” ??

Also, exactly this:

Swifties.

I beg of you.

Think about all of this.

It’s. not. normal.

So the man who was added as a prop during the TTPD era ( her current era) and who forced her to preform during ICDIWABH…..dressed up as that exact same prop for her “birthday party” that didn’t seem like a personal birthday party at all but another event to she is forced to perform and be on” at.

Got it.

How thoughtful.