Da Fuck Happened To Science

Tru dat

Me: *posts*

Me, immediately in the notes section of the app, furiously refreshing it: validation?

My whole existence summed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a:

⚪️ Man

⚪️ Woman

🔘 Tony Stark Fan

Looking for:

⚪️ Women

⚪️ Men

🔘 Evidence that he survives beyond Endgame

This is everything that is imperfectly perfect about Tumblr.

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

Coming Soon

Hey Guys!

I am starting a new line of posts called Place of the Week where each week I will bring to you information about one of the countless places of my list to explore the world.

Look out for Place Of The Week at the hashtag #PlaceOfTheWeek.

Signing Out

- Kayla

The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times.

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

Welcome to the Jungle

Hey Guys!

This is Kayla Burke checking in with my first post on this tumblr. Hoping to start posting some content soon and increase views.

Just to Introduce myself I am Kayla Burke 15 year old teenager going through high school. Complete fangirl and the greatest procrastinator you will ever meet.

Signing out.

- Kayla

where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform

Happened to me like 2 seconds ago

I don’t like how when you get your login wrong it says “username or password is incorrect” like tell me which one bitch I can’t remember a damn thing

OMG. I have been at level 113 so many times I have lost track of how many alternate universes exist in my head!!!!

meirl