The Person I Reblogged This From Is Awesome As Fuck.

today's warm up: a well meaning ephemera vs a man regretting his husband's gift of flying lessons

(Got this idea from @st4rboyloser)

Rb this if you want a song that you remind me of in your askbox

100 likes!

It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points.

For safekeeping

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

on the other hand I like spinning the Food Genre Wheel with my friends. it makes things easy because if it lands on something we all want then we're done. but if it lands on something and one of us isn't feeling it, it helps us quickly rule it out & we spin again.

conversations on where/what to eat last 2 minutes max with this thing & i love it. that said, i made it custom to accommodate where i live. you can make ur own if you want different options!

[f-horn]: “French horns are like, the spit multiverse. I swear there’s portals.”

-Submitted by @queenpallascat

So like what's the best website nowadays if I want a less-safe-for-work art alt blog/socmed/etc

I'll probably just end up making another Twitter (gross 😩) but would love other suggestions

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

an animatic would go so unbelievably hard

Rule #34 by Fish in a Birdcage would be the perfect song for a Billford edit I think. The chorus specifically, “Right now you’re mine, all mine / Give in, you’re mine, all mine.”

It’s so them coded right? If you agree, just look up Billford Rule 34— *I am yanked bodily off of the stage by a comically large cane*