Yrui Like This ? Agree? Us? Yes We Yuri? Same Page? Good

tsukishima likes when i slap it idc

hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall

bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.

but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.

And then im just

masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.

FUCK

I don’t get gender envy over this man, I respect him far too much for that- I get gender reverence

I’m in awe

teach me ur ways king and I’ll follow dutifully pls ily

UR NOT 7 FT TALL

hiel buddy quiz. are u my buddy

Everytime I learn somthing new about Golding I question why he was not arrested

Light Yagami au where he’s an internet drudge and the deathnote book is just one of his many violent fantasies he rambles abt online

Not now mother, I have a little yet hearty blog to run

its just me and my cowboy husband against my adhd ass

i really wanna smoke myself blind over this but i dont think L would appreciate that very much

i think it was someone on here talking about oikawa and how furudate invented the pretty boy. and i was like um. kise. hello

cure me doctor

jam a sharpened pole down my dislocated jaw and out from my back, straight though the middlish knuckle of my spine, and leave my skin to burn under the earths ever scorching eye

let me stare back unrestrained as the skin on my face melts with gentle featherlight caresses of beginning rays, and then later blister at noon as it glares through my throat and past my limp limbs

- anon is angry bc their coworker kept interrupting her trying to speedread fanfic during her lunch break