I’m Sorry I’m Still Thinking About That Time

Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef

It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.

Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.

Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.

Omg like a rainbow gay one

Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

as one should 

as many of you know, I’ve been wizard-towerless for a while now. generally wizards trade out towers like hermit crab shells, but since I haven’t found anything suitable yet I’ve decided to just roll up my sleeves and use magic to make a tower, right here on the banks of the Mississippi River

🌟 Sailor Mooooon.~ 🌙

Starbucks piss cup

Noel is definitely a heathers fan you can’t tell me otherwise

noel, at 5am, trying to buy tickets: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW

mischa, asleep, who went to bed 3 hours ago: if that's what you're into, моя любов

girls night out 💖💄🌙  #SailorMoon

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh Saint Peter, let me in

It is end of story

what do you mean sailor moon isn’t about gay galactic space aliens with magic powers? Cause I’m pretty sure what it’s about

lmao.