So True

Noel: I'm tired.

Mischa: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Noel: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Muppet Jane flying around the stage 💜💜💜

Definitely

mischa 10000% kisses and tells but not in a disrespectful way, he just gets SO excited (like in his pre-song speech, “we made love on all of the social media networks in my native language”) and wants to share how lucky and in love he feels

Or a fucked up girl who embraces a new man every night

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

「 Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Eternal The Movie」

Never I’m what I read

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

or its forceful and is like GIVE ME YOUR LAST NAME

"girl, the only thing i'd change about you is your last name" but instead of a cheesy pickup line it's a billboard ad for a divorce lawyer

Is this a fallout post

Me: I'm mentally stable and ready for college!

Also me: *can recite an entire musical about six teens who die on a rollercoaster accident, can't even remember the quadratic formula*

You know de sun is wising while descending

It goes own and own and own again

i know dis dweam of wife is nevew ending, it goes awound and wound and wound again

He would

mischa: i ambidextrous :)

noel, hardcore crushing so showing interest but confused as to why this is relevant: oh! cool!

mischa: yeah i want to make out with both men and women

noel:

noel:

BISEXUAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

mischa, fully aware of what he just did: yes :)