pls this is so funny
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Oop
Look guys!!! She found her head!! Slay!!
I made this one a couple years ago, but itās still a favorite of mine. Planet girls having a lil picnic~
dude I just finished reading The Little Prince and omg I am dying rn. It was so sad like I donāt normally cry when I read but i am balling rn
What if we kiss in the rgb gamer shower
Damn the religious trauma
god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldnāt! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.
like, thatās why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.
thatās why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didnāt know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadnāt figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.
thatās why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, theyāve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he canāt get it back. he canāt make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didnāt justā¦.. stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.
then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didnāt work either. and also even jesus himself didnāt know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! thereās a whole scene!
like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didnāt know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didnāt know what to do when it did. heās been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and heās totally beefed it repeatedly.
god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what youāre going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.
if thatās not funny, i donāt know what is.
Iām crying
No thoughts just penny reuniting with the st. Cassian choir kids after having lived a long happy life, this time she gets to be with them with all her memories
Oh he totally would
Do you think Tamaki would ask Haruhi if she would still love him if he were a worm
How is it that Iāve never really watched stranger things but Iāve read so many steddie fics recently