Kind Of Obsessed With The Tumblr Twitter Account

I know it always throws me off bc I see them and then I’m like which Ricky/Mischa is it this time

The main American casts are funny because it's always Tiffany, Lillian, and Kholby but w different Mischa & Ricky's

I know it sucks

nischa is such a boring fucking shipname compared to all the other rtc ships. like why cant they be called bad romance or smthn. frenchmusic idk

He is a bisexual king but also

PRETTY PATRIC

Is very pretty

Huh…Puppycat’s a bisexual king, isn’t he?—

penny walking around with the STUPIDEST hairstyles like………. noel and ocean fighting the urge to fix it.

Well death or not I choose not so yay

keep seeing someone with the same url as me with an extra a. im so sorry for doing tjis to you tumblr user myperfecttaliaa

We are the raccoons

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

This is the funniest promotional photo I've ever seen.Why is Noel standing like that??Why is Ricky doing the Debby Ryan face??Why is Mischa so offended??WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING JANE FLOATING??

Damn the religious trauma

new heresy that makes the bible way funnier:

god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldn’t! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.

like, that’s why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.

that’s why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didn’t know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadn’t figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.

that’s why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, they’ve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he can’t get it back. he can’t make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didn’t just….. stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.

then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didn’t work either. and also even jesus himself didn’t know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! there’s a whole scene!

like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didn’t know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didn’t know what to do when it did. he’s been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and he’s totally beefed it repeatedly.

god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what you’re going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.

if that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.