Ocean: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Mischa: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Mischa: I was like “woah, that’s homophobic”. Instead, I went gay. And, THAT’S when I got into an accident.
Ocean: …
Noel, with a proud smile: And THAT’S who I’m in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
Babes
omg omg someone photo shop hatsune miku and mischa bachinski together rn
I only sell crack what is he calling me for??!!?!?!?!?
How is it that I’ve never really watched stranger things but I’ve read so many steddie fics recently
"I'm gay" "I'm straight" well im a lover not a fighter, I thought I told them, im just a swinging space age bachelor man
Controversial opinion: I HATE xreader stuff
There’s a jigglypuff in my brain singing me to sleep constantly
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh Saint Peter, let me in
Noel is definitely a heathers fan you can’t tell me otherwise
noel, at 5am, trying to buy tickets: WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW
mischa, asleep, who went to bed 3 hours ago: if that's what you're into, моя любов