R/gocommitdie Is A Gold Mine

“Sometimes you put up walls – not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”

— Socrates

(Not canon to the AU but still fun)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 (posts aren’t chronological with events in the AU)

so embarrassing to be drawing an OC and forget to add some part of their design...like yeah i made this guy...hand picked everything about them....yeah i forgot to add the things i like about them....

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

100% canon dialogue

In the new timeline created in season three the umbrella academy no longer exists MEANING Five can finally take off that disgusting ass school uniform and I, personally, propose we get a 2000 rom com esque montage of all the siblings giving five different outfits to try on until he finally settles on Klaus’s pick, ie, flared yoga pants, a crop top, and a feather boa.

So who’s wondering why Belos is looking forwards to meeting the human?

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.