Inspired By The Hair Fiasco In The @ask-emperor-belos Blog, I Drew The Crusty Old Man In Different Hairstyles—-

Kikimora can't stand it anymore

There’s no such thing as homophobia on the isles

i love you obvious symbolism i love you blatant foreshadowing i love you gratuitous parallels i love you dramatic lighting i love you cheesy music. i love you media that doesn't take itself too seriously

Police: can you describe the guy who attacked you?

Klaus: yes. He wasn’t very friendly

I could recognize him by tits alone

I did a,, thing,,, yeah

Me looking in the mirror after reading smut for 5 hours straight

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Scar buddies :D