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Have the venom spiderman (?) and zenpool seen spiderpool drama going on lately?!

Venom Spidey: YOU *censored by Zenpool* MORON *Pounces on Spider*

Zenpool: VENOM NO!

Yeah, they do like to stare at this blog but it seems Venom has a bunch of complaints. Zenpool is always neutral, ‘tries’ to be a pacifist. He finds it fun.

@ask-spiderpool

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writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

The different types of fangirls

Some fangirls want to hear, “I’m the Doctor.” Others want to hear, “The name’s Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Bakerstreet.” Some will even go as far as to say, “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.” But some of us, the few that lurk in the shadows, who are considered psychopaths, long to hear, “Jim Moriarty. Hiiiiiii…”

The signs watching their favorite movie

Aries: jumps up and down and squeals when their fav character comes on screen 

Taurus: honestly dont talk at all when you watch it with them or you will end

Gemini: knows EVERY actors name, EVERY fun fact, and EVERY line so be prepared for a cornucopia of knowledge  

Cancer: probably runs around the room singing and jumping along to the songs or actually cries and i mean CRYS if their fav character gets hurt in any way (prepare for waterworks I’m not even joking)

Leo: always yells “LOOK LOOK LOOK” when their favorite part comes on

Virgo: sits in their favorite spot, with their favorite blanket, and their favorite food with their favorite people and almost dies from happiness 

Libra: “this is how I get flirting techniques”

Scorpio: watches the movie like they’re living it

Sagittarius: has seen it so many times that they go on their phone and don’t even need to pay attention to know what part is next

Capricorn: intently stares at friend to make sure they enjoy it

Aquarius: shushes their friends if they move a centimeter 

Pisces: gets 100 pillows and blankets to burrow into and probably food to watch it at around 2am 

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°