Karasaki-23 - Untitled

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

Breakfast Across the Globe

When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe

Interested in pre-ordering the new season so you’ll have all of the episodes on your fancy tech gadget of choice as soon as they come out? Well, great news because here are some links where you can do just that!

You can pre-order Series 9 on the following platforms:

iTunes

Amazon Instant Video

Google Play

Vudu

Microsoft XBOX Video

Sony SNEI

Now’s also the perfect time to start getting ready for an adventure through time and space because the brand new season of Doctor Who starts this Saturday, September 19th. 

Accurate scientific research

HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWE’EN

RED DRAGON SILENCE OF THE LAMBS HIDE AND SEEK THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW HOCUS POCUS THE SHINING THE SIXTH SENSE FINAL DESTINATION 3 BEETLEJUICE

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips