HC: Blondie Has This Embellished On The Soles Of His Shoes.

I hate it!

I hate that all the girls in the fandom are “in love” with zemo just because turned out that he’s rich. I don’t like it - like; I was in love with him since “Civil war” happend - not because he was rich, but because he was smart and just well-written character

I was never on sport jocks. I more like cute nerds.

Oh well... You’re gonna be shitting me for thispost, but I’m prepared ;D

That's it. That's him.

Finally someone said that!

Marvel fans putting aside their differences as we realize we were all played by the MCU and deserved better

today it doesn’t matter if you were team cap or team iron man, if you ship stucky or stony or neither or both. we were all played like boo boo the fool and we all deserved better.

i think what bothers me about a lot of "girl power" narratives is that they function on the implicit idea on the idea that women can become worthy of respect. and i happen to think that really caring about women means believing they already are worthy of respect. that historical seamstresses and soccer moms and forgotten sisters and sweet polite little girls and someone's weird grandma matter just as much as the warriors and politicians, even if they, personally, never accomplish anything "cool."

Okay, but u know that this post is really creepy?

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

I'm never going to shut up about how people will inherently create. Even in absolutely dystopian states of the world (the fallout, 1984, the hunger games) there will always be someone who added trinkets to their jacket because they tought it looked cool. In an absolutely desperate situation, you will always have people look at a completely useless thing and go: oooOOhh, shiny! and then attach that scrap of metal to their clothes or necklace.

This post exists because I was thinking about how Julie in 1984 ties the red sash around her waist (to empashize her chest and hips), meanwhile other members ofter have it rather around their arms or like a belt.

even in dystopia, people want to have authenticity. No one can rob us of being original. Not truly - not fully.

Headcanon that

Bucky and Steve both know a lot about stylizing and brushing hair - Bucky ‘cause when his three little sisters needed help with hair, he was always the only one who had time to helpto them, and Steve because his hair was, before war, long and blonde cute waves. Anyway, they both know a lot about hairtyles and this stuff.

Who is, opposite of them, absolutely helpless with hair is Natasha. Her childhood was red room, she must learn somany things, like fighting styles, languages, shooting, hacking, psychology, etc etc... and she just never had time to just sit down and learn all these complicated hairstyles or anything else.

So, at any time when she needs help with her hair, she goes to Steve and Bucky. They both are her friends and are always absolutely prepared to help her. So, it will usually ended up as Natsha Romanoff, the deadliest Avengers ever, sitting on couch with JAmes Buchanan Barnes, the howling commando, the fist of HYDRA, deadliest assasin in USA history, brushing her hair and Steve Rogers, Captain America, America’s golden boy, the leader of the Avengers, putting sparkling rubber bands in them.

I just want u to know that I’m not sorry

@seadem-on you are doing the work of angels <3

I really need to commission Blondie and Tuco kissing sloppy style.

A good sloppy open mouthed kiss that is more like a bite than a kiss. A “I want to eat you whole” kiss.