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Peter Parker: Mr. Captain? C-can you tell me... What means my name spelled backwards in that language? please?

Steve: *look nervously down at him*

Steve: *still nervously* P-puppy

Peter:

Steve: *starts sweating*

Peter: Really? That’s amazing! Thank you mr. Captain!!! *hugs Steve*

Steve: “Bucky” spelled backwards is “Ykcub” which translates to “perfection” in a language I just made up

Tony: ???

Steve: :)

Well, I mean... I agree. With all my hate and direspect for John Walker, I’m sincerely happy for Wyatt Russell to be in MARVEL and wish him almost that popularity that in these times have Sebastian Stan or Anthony Mackie 💖💖💖

Just a gentle reminder that though we hate John Walker with every fibre of our being, we are welcoming Wyatt Russell in the MCU with open arms and lots of love.

OMG your schools really don’t teach u that?! Imean... those are the things I knew when I was like 12. Not cus I’m smart (actually I’m dumb as an oak) but those are really things that everyone should know from school.

Never forget to remind high schoolers who have shit to say about LGBTQ+ and how it conflicts with biology that their public education system is manipulated by govt standards and if they had the chance to take college biology/sociology/history classes they would learn that sex and gender are not the same thing!!!

While on that, they would also learn (presented by a college sophomore):

•America has done some rly shitty things to other countries.

•Black history is way more extensive than they were previously taught.

•For that matter, all POC history is way more extensive than they were previously taught.

•Many historical figures were gay/bisexual. Those sexualities were not invented in the 80s.

•There are also historical figures who were probably trans or preferred to present as another gender.

•Abortion is not literally stabbing a full grown baby. It’s almost always taking a pill that forces a VERY early miscarriage.

•Gender roles and racial stereotypes are social constructs. Biology does not determines certain genders or races do certain things.

•80% of genetic variation occurs within one’s own race. You likely have more in common genetically with someone of a different race than someone of your own.

•The War on Drugs was literally created to target black people. Yes, the government has done many racist things.

•Not all weight gained is unhealthy. It often depends on where it’s gained (so yeah, if you have fat thighs you’re probably still healthy).

•Literature being taught to you is not specifically selected to be queer or feminist. Lots of famous literature just happens to be that way.

•Native Americans had entire cities built before white men came. They were not basically woods-people.

•Islam says nothing about terrorism in any scripture. “Jihad” means conversion, but peacefully.

•Not every Islamic country is oppressive towards women. Many are very lenient.

•Christianity and Islam have so many similarities that their extremists have about the same values.

•Anti-Semitism is a thing that goes back centuries, and did not start with Nazi Germany.

•The singular “they” was actually accepted in Medieval times. People didn’t try to make it solely plural until the 19th century.

•AAVE is a legitimate dialect and formed while American English was still evolving, so no, it’s not just “bad English.”

•White people’s ancestors, who were primarily Norsemen, did not first discover Christianity. They were pagans who learned Christianity from the Romans.

•The Romans had nothing against homosexuality and had a few emperors who fell in love with men (see: Hadrian).

•Eastern religions, though very different from Abrahamic, still have more in common with Abrahamic beliefs than you’d think.

•And finally: college does not indoctrinate you. They are free from the bounds of education put by the government and are allowed to explore more histories. If you’re truly as anti-govt as you say you are, accept college education!!!!

My humble contribution to the dollars trilogy fandom

Ur right <3

The only flaw in Steve and Bucky’s love story is that…um…is that…I…

There’s no flaws.

i can't believe arthur conan doyle wrote this scene

you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

Yes, we exist! I shipped them before I even knew what "shipping" was (sorry dad)!

tumblr exists purely so that i can see if anyone ships those guys from the over 50-year-old movie i just watched

Robert Redford: ‘m joining the club -_-

Robert Downey jr;, What if we swap the first letters of our first and last names?"

,,Dobert Rowney"

,,Mnthony Aackie"

,,Jcarlett Sohannsson"

,,Cenedict Bumberbatch"

,,Ehris Cevans"

,,Sebastian Sta- I hate this game"