God Jee Ek Hot, Millionaire, Obsessed With Me Stalker Toh Main Bhi Deserve Karti Hu……….

A-B-C-D-E, forget you And your mom and your sister and your job And your broke down car

क ख ग घ ङ chal be chutiye, teri ma ki- teri behen ki- teri sarkari naukari ki- teri peeli nano aur alto ki-

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Trying to prove a point to my parents

Bhai I made tomato soup today and uhh here's the recipe

Boil 4 tomatoes, purée Bana do, side pe. Chop an onion. Heat up some oil and a bit butter, add the onions. Masaale ka dabba kholo. Add some hing, digestion ke liye baccho, onion me thoda sa chilli powder, enough to make it a bit spicy, and salt. Phir purée daal do, paani, uhh mixer me paani daalna aur phir kadhai me. Corn flour me paani and a bit salt. Add it into the kadhai, aur 2 black pepper, chilli flakes, oregano, peri peri. Sab taste ke according daalna. Aur might sound weird but maggi masala, aur thoda sa tomato ketchup aur aadha chamacch pizza sauce. Let the soup thicken up and cream daal doh. Bass ho gya hehe

Cry aa rha hain

Dukh toh hain na par

Bro, everything and everyone is just a phase .

I CRIED OMG ILYSM DI THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

I'd like to tag @tehmam @im-on-crack-send-help @aisheyaaa ilysm y'all ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hug time! Pass this around and hug whoever you think is an amazing mutual 🎉🌹

@emoscot @laismoura-art @scentedcandleibex and the person who sent this ask!

Ngl that sounds so good

Yaar aaj I have to make dinner and ofc I’m making Maggi heheheheh

Reblog this with your go to Maggi recipe and maybe I’ll make it today lol

@yehsahihai @naitikkhuman07 @juhiiiiii @ramcharantitties @dahibada @aal-izz-not-well @shanti-ashant-hai

Aaj-Kal k Tony Kakkar aur Dhinchak Pooja k zamaane wale bacche Arijit Singh aur Shreya Ghoshal ko kya jaane

🌸

Loll hum logo May council members hote hai but woh bhi kitna kaam karege and idk sab ko kaam ke liye Mai hee milti hu

Kal mera sports day hainnnnnnnnn

Bhayankar Humare school ke teacher bahut bade wale hain

Unko jo bhi kaam milta hai hum masoom se seniors ko de dete hai but the fact that Main eighth May hu and not even in ninth or tenth makes it worse

Like aaj main Subah scoreboard dekhne gyi thi and utne May to PE ke sir ne bol hee Diya ki “beta Dhun zara yeh paint kar de” and I’m like yes sir

Pehle bhi aise hee Kara tha bhayankar log hain yeh lol

And again Phoenix(mera house) hee jeetega

Kal mera Tug Of War ka finalssssss hainnnnnn

Bahut Bada rant ho gya but yeah

🌸

(Using the flower wala emoji after a long time lol)

HIIIIIIIIIII

Hiiiiii

Kaisi hoooooo??????