₊˚｡⋆ ❆ In The Snow!! ❆⋆｡˚₊

Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?

Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!

And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.

Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.

She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.

And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try

Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.

who else does he look at with this face

Going to the cinema to see Titan on Attacks or something like that. I can't wait for those 30 seconds during which Bertholdt will be on the screen 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Reiner is a professional yapper

hi can we please talk about how god damn fine Reiner would look in the full season 4 ODM dear

all that muscle??

i’m drooling

Jean would have to force himself to not stare at that heavenly ass

“we must stay focused brothers”

guard cat

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

My friend (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) kept making sad aot fanart so I had to counter with a silly one

I know there's a fandom phenomenon of people only being able to watch a thing with shipping goggles, but we gotta discuss the exact opposite because sometimes people are so allergic to shipping certain pairings that they won't even acknowledge their interactions in-universe.

But hey, I guess ignoring all the instances of Jean not letting his crush on Mikasa stop himself from saying what needs to be said makes it easier to call him an incel and ignore what the scene says about both characters.